Buy a CURSED knife!!!!!

Ooooooh, His grandparent died and his brother hurt his leg playing football. That knida stuff just never happens unless youve been cursed. More stupid Ebay sale items. Whats scary is the asking price.
 
What do you know, 0 bids. :rolleyes:

I would gladly take it for free, but i'm ready to pay the H&S&curse. :yawn: For $500 I can get a cursed custom Strider! :p
OK gentlebeings, anyone interested in my cursed Leatherman Micra for $450?

Someone?

Anyone?
 
i've got an old buck 110 i cursed when i dropped it on my bare foot. i had no idea it might be so valuable. ;)
 
Idiots... if the knife is sooo "cursed" then why not just throw the damned thing off a bridge into the ocean.

Oh yeah, it's cursed, it'd probably gig some hapless diver who then would be devoured by hungry Bull Sharks patrolling the waters around the bridge during tide change. :rolleyes: And the diver would end up being their great Uncle Fester. :eek: Of course the shock of this would put his wife Lillian into an early grave from heart failure. Then their two children would go on a rampage from the grief and end up getting shot down by the police. :rolleyes: :barf:

Would somebody PUH-Leeaze buy this knife for $600.00 and lift the curse of stupidity from what's left of our family?! :p Please hurry and buy it before we get wiped off the face of the Earth.

P. T. Barnum was right...
 
Shipping insurance is optional.

I don't know if you'd want to insure a cursed knife or not?
 
Alright, here's the scam (and for once I can say that I've come up with a scam):

1) Buy the thing.
2) Have it shipped insured.
3) When it arrives and you don't die within a few days, claim that it was obviously somehow damaged in shipping since it's apparently no longer cursed and collect the insurance.

Am I briliant or what?




Don't answer that.
 
If I had the money, I'd buy it!...Hell, a curse would be a step up for me, and might turn out to be fun.:D.:D.
 
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