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Look, mosquitos go with the territory. And I've been bitten multiple times probably every single year since I was two or three, so I really don't go around crying about it.
But HOLY CRAP they're bad this year. I don't remember them this aggressive. Good old reliable insect repellent? They don't care. Those new Off clip ons? Work great, but only if you stand still for a while. Once you move, you exit "the shield" until you stop long enough. In that time, they swarm.
What really set me off on this was I had to abandon a perfectly good hike today through some very friendly woods. Check this out: I got one on my arm. As I slapped her, *another* one instantly alighted on my slapping hand and bit me on the f%@#ing knuckle. Mid slap!
They were literally crawling into my ears and nose. I looked like a some poor soul with some Tourette's-like dyskinesia as I hiked, twitching and slapping and wiggling my hands around my head. After fifteen minutes, I said screw it.
Now I know why I was the only one out there.
Whew. Okay. I feel better now. Your turn.
But HOLY CRAP they're bad this year. I don't remember them this aggressive. Good old reliable insect repellent? They don't care. Those new Off clip ons? Work great, but only if you stand still for a while. Once you move, you exit "the shield" until you stop long enough. In that time, they swarm.
What really set me off on this was I had to abandon a perfectly good hike today through some very friendly woods. Check this out: I got one on my arm. As I slapped her, *another* one instantly alighted on my slapping hand and bit me on the f%@#ing knuckle. Mid slap!
They were literally crawling into my ears and nose. I looked like a some poor soul with some Tourette's-like dyskinesia as I hiked, twitching and slapping and wiggling my hands around my head. After fifteen minutes, I said screw it.
Now I know why I was the only one out there.
Whew. Okay. I feel better now. Your turn.