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Good Evening.
It is I,
Vampire Gerbil.
First, the knife content.
So I got this SOG Bowie.
I was attempting to sharpen it.
Naturally, I was not wearing shoes as is the way of my people (idiots who sharpen knives with little clothes on.)
And I dropped the knife point first onto the top of my foot.
I said ouch, but was simultaneously proud at the tip I had achieved on this knife.
Boy HOWDY did it go in deep!
It happened like a month ago and there's still a dot!
Now then, Dexter, or anyone that knows how to get ahold of Dexter, could ya drop me an email?
(Not the person that knows Dexter... I'm sure that you're interesting, but I gotta ask Dexter something and his email ain't listed.)
So, Dexter, would ya drop me an email?
Don't worry, I don't wanna propose anything icky.
Off to sharpen SoCom, nude,
I remain,
VG
It is I,
Vampire Gerbil.
First, the knife content.
So I got this SOG Bowie.
I was attempting to sharpen it.
Naturally, I was not wearing shoes as is the way of my people (idiots who sharpen knives with little clothes on.)
And I dropped the knife point first onto the top of my foot.
I said ouch, but was simultaneously proud at the tip I had achieved on this knife.
Boy HOWDY did it go in deep!
It happened like a month ago and there's still a dot!
Now then, Dexter, or anyone that knows how to get ahold of Dexter, could ya drop me an email?
(Not the person that knows Dexter... I'm sure that you're interesting, but I gotta ask Dexter something and his email ain't listed.)
So, Dexter, would ya drop me an email?
Don't worry, I don't wanna propose anything icky.
Off to sharpen SoCom, nude,
I remain,
VG
