Reminds me of a rescue mission in Alaska where this middle aged(40'ish) couple went out for a weekend to experience the wonders of nature.
We found them about 10 days later. She was overweight and as soft as a butterball. The bears had taken their food and terrified them for several nights. She had a bad ankle sprain and sobbed for a good hour after being picked up,so relieved she was, at being found.
Her husband had talked her into the adventure and she was blaming him for everything that had happened. From the conversation, I gathered she was a whacko disneyland environmentalist type that believed that communing with nature was going into her woodland nymph mode and dancing with God's gentle creatures. You talk about a belief system change---she was a fully converted believer that nature loves protein and will eat you at the first opportunity.
Between sobs she kept exclaiming that for the rest of her life, the furtherest away from her home that she was going to go, was her backyard.
The husband was lean and in fair shape and at least had a .44 magnum sidearm for protection. But subdued would be an understatement-- as he realized that he had taken someone out into the wilderness who had barely survived by extreme luck and the grace of God.
This is where they were found in the middle of the river, on a sandbar, near the glacial calving zone.
http://www.knikglacieradventures.com/
A memorable experience. Oh which to take the 12 or the 15 Siru-Maybe a good pocket knife for small stuff and the 15"Siru for the bigger stuff would work.
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain