Can I get...

Andy the Aussie

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....bonus Hog Points for convincing the surgeon that is suppose to be cutting on me tonight to do the business with my well travelled Skeleton Key ?????

Having an unexpected visit to the hospital, looks like I will be leaving an non essential organ behind when I get to go home. Heeeeey I have previously traded Jerry a lung and liver for INFI, once this appendix ????
 
If you can get him to do the surgery with the Skeleton Key, no need to make up a story. You got knifed! It even nicked your intestines! It's only through the quick and skilled hands of the attending surgeon that you survived at all!
 
Speedy Recovery Mate... And YES Bonus points for Skelly Key organ whittlin'...:thumbup:;)
 
Hope the OP goes nice and smooth mate! Here's to a speedy recovery, CHEERS!




P.S How would you would know if the Doc actually used your knife..hmmm...might have to say "no thanks" to the anaesthetist, get your drink on and whip the phone out for pics mid surgery :rolleyes::D:thumbup:
 
Haha good luck Andy!
Maybe your new avatar pic is a bloody skeleton key on a surgeons tray..
 
Why yes! :)
Doctor doing Minor surgery with a Skeleton Key = 5,000 HOG points
Doctor doing Major surgery with a Skeleton Key = 15,000 HOG points
Getting the doctor to pose for pix with the bits removed AND the Skeleton Key = 100,000 HOG Points! :D

Doing the surgery yourself with the Skeleton Key with pix = 500,000 HOG points!! :eek:


Good luck Andy, I hope everything goes well and you're healed up in no time!!!
 
Hope the OP goes nice and smooth mate! Here's to a speedy recovery, CHEERS!




P.S How would you would know if the Doc actually used your knife..hmmm...might have to say "no thanks" to the anaesthetist, get your drink on and whip the phone out for pics mid surgery :rolleyes::D:thumbup:

I second that.... Cheers mate. Luck
 
You are so good at chronicling your adventures :D Can't wait to see these photos.

I'm expecting to see you on the gurney with the smiley face superimposed over yours :encouragement:
 
Can't wait for you to get healed up and post up some more Safari pics from your next adventure.

Lots of us live vicariously thru those pics of places we'll never get the chance to visit. You'll be fine!
 
It's just a vestigial organ. Not essential ... For a Hog.

So yes, bonus points authorized.
 
Good luck brother!
I think you should get a Busse knife named after you if you make this happen. The logo on the blade could be your smiley face. Maybe it could be an INFI scalpel.
 
Good luck Andy, I am still working the Street Corner's, so send me a text and let me know how things went-Cheers and best wishes!!
 
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