can I nominate my bro I'mGatman for hogdom??

[Gentle Ben]

My liberal/Democrat/poet/elf-shoe wearing hermano I'mGatman has bought/sold/traded a disporportionate amount of INFI in a short amount of time. Just tonight he brought his new FBMLE over for me to fondle, and any other time he comes around he usually has most of his knives with him (in their cardboard sheaths). I don't know what it takes to reach whole-hog status, but it seems that he's engaged in some serious INFI gluttony.

I'm teaching my kids to switch from calling him "Uncle J-Dogg" to "Uncle J-Hogg." I don't know if that's too much of a departure from "I'mGatman," or too much of an infringement on Uncle Jarvis' ground, but I think it's fitting.

 

[Cutshaw]

My liberal/Democrat/poet/elf-shoe wearing hermano I'mGatman

As long as he wears the elf shoes to the induction dinner. He'll be a shoe-in for the Prada. Shoe-in... get it? Aaarrghh, I slay me.

(Actually hooked Gat up with some INFI myself.)

 

[Gentle Ben]

YEAH, he's gotta promise to wear his elf shoes!

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Oh no...this is a mite embarrassing. Get it...mite

I slay me, too...

Why thank ya, Ben. Now I'm gonna go hide my blushing cheeks in the corner.

 

[Gentle Ben]

he said blushing cheeks.

 

[Cutshaw]

Blushing... elf-shoes...

Did you teach aerobics once, Gat?

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Nah...but I do teach. And sometimes the ish that comes out of my students' mouths makes me feel like that...

I get so much of this:

It hurts...

 

[I'mGatMan!]

And yeh, thanks for nothing Ben...you've helped paint me as tasteless, liberal, artsy-fartsy, democratic-leaning, gay excercise junky. Wow...


:grumpy:

 

[knife hunter]

And yeh, thanks for nothing Ben...you've helped paint me as tasteless, liberal, artsy-fartsy, democratic-leaning, gay excercise junky. Wow...


:grumpy:

thats what I guessed with our first discussion


LMAO!

 

[backpacker123]

And yeh, thanks for nothing Ben...you've helped paint me as tasteless, liberal, artsy-fartsy, democratic-leaning, gay excercise junky. Wow...


:grumpy:

Well we do need someone to help count hanging chads.

Seriously, my high school grad. this year wants to be an english teacher.

So.....thanks for teaching.

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Seriously, my high school grad. this year wants to be an english teacher.

So.....thanks for teaching.

Always nice to get a thank you. On another note, BP, my advice to anyone wanting to teach these days is to get the least expensive education that one can because having to repay extensive college loans on a teacher's salary is akin to indentured servitude. Best of luck to your recent high school grad.

 

[Gentle Ben]

ahhh, this thread has taken on a life of its own. Feel the luv, Uncle J-Hogg!

BTW, I bet you sampled the ribs as soon as you got home, and maybe had some more for breakfast.

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Tonight for dinner, homie. Prolly make some baked potatoes and corn-on-the-cob. Maybe some home-made mac-n-cheese. Mmmmmmmmmmm...:thumbup:

Tell Stef thanks for not eating my ribs.


Btw...not sure Uncle J-Hogg would work. Sounds too close to Uncle_Jarvis.

 

[Gentle Ben]

Yeah, it'd probably step on Jarvis' hooves a bit.

Howzbout "I'mGat-Ham!"

 

[knife hunter]

Yeah, it'd probably step on Jarvis' hooves a bit.

Howzbout "I'mGat-Ham!"

now that rings a bell!


Gat, send Amy an email. She' will tell ya what hoops to jump thru to qualify.


better hurry still time for a Hog ash

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Nah...I bet I would have to buy like 3 knives and then pay extra to get the HogAsh.

 

[knife hunter]

Nah...I bet I would have to buy like 3 knives and then pay extra to get the HogAsh.

and your point is?????




actually 1 cg ash ,1 le and you get HOGash for 167 or something rediculous.

you are going to regret it........regardless of mottos

 

[I'mGatMan!]

I don't even like the ASH, and I'm DEFINITELY not buying three of them. The HOGASH for 167 might be worth buying the other two and selling them on the EE at cost or a bit below, but again, I don't really like the way they look. I'll wait 'til there's a HOGSFNO!

Jerry Busse is a marketing genius.

Btw...you ever get my last message about that FBMLE?

 

[BubbaThud]

On another note, BP, my advice to anyone wanting to teach these days is to get the least expensive education that one can because having to repay extensive college loans on a teacher's salary is akin to indentured servitude.

I wish we had known that 6 years ago. The wife ended up going after a Master's in Education, and acruing another $30,000 in Student Loans. 5 years later, we've paid off about 15...bleh I say!

 

[I'mGatMan!]

My wife has a BA in Special Ed, a BA in Psychology (from University of Miami), and an MS in Reading (From FIU). Luckily the Only thing she had to pay for was her Masters because her education would have been over $200k, easily. Education is VERY expensive.

And I don't want to talk about what Ben's wife's education would have cost her. Good thing we married smart, hard-working women. :thumbup: