Can You Name This Vintage Gadget..?

Methuselah · May 11, 2017

HELP ! What is this gadget ?
Strange vintage gadget !
The piece on the inside of this gadget slides up and down on the two gadget rods*
About 20"x5" steel gadget overall #
I think I could close the jaws & roast a corn cob w/ this gadget!
What would you use this gadget for ?

Lapedog · May 11, 2017

It's for pinching someone's butt at long range.

Methuselah · May 11, 2017

Lapedog said:
It's for pinching someone's butt at long range.

i never thought of that. like in line at target...

Lapedog · May 11, 2017

Exactly. Target is where all the milfs are!

Uncle Timbo · May 11, 2017

Lapedog said:
It's for pinching someone's butt at long range.

You warped sob. You remind me of me.

Next object please!

Boxer .45 · May 12, 2017

Looks like some kind of spit for roasting meat, maybe a whole animal although I can't imagine what. Piglets? Something.

Uncle Timbo · May 12, 2017

Boxer, if that's not it, then that's it's secondary use.

tiguy7 · May 12, 2017

I wonder if that holds a chicken while you pluck it with both hands.

Lapedog · May 12, 2017

Medieval masturbation device handed out by local churches to prevent hair from growing on the back of your hand?

Methuselah · May 14, 2017

Lapedog said:
Medieval

...... Doubtful..

Lapedog · May 14, 2017

Methuselah said:
...... Doubtful..

Modern masturbation device?

CPP · May 14, 2017

I searched this image on Google which helpfully identified it as a gadget. Perhaps it's a tool for the fire place?