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Do you come from the land down under?
Where women glow and men thunder?


--Mike L.
 
And in a startling turn of events, Godzilla has declared his intention to make amends with longtime rival King Kong, become a vegan and retire to a quiet life at a local Buddhist monastery. He laments, however, that due to years of rampaging his face stuck in a permanent snarl, just like his mother warned him it would.

~tmd
 
it's chock full of vitamin B kids, so you can grow up big and strong like me and stomp the shit out of countries you don't like, with impunity!

bladite
 
Gojira vs. The Men at Work

Always bet on Gojira-sama.

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GODZILLA

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He tears the package of Vegemite® down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he pours it on them

He picks up a spoon and he throws it back down
As heads for the Whataburger at the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, the Vegemite® did him so
Go go Godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

History shows again and again
That Vegemite® just ain't foody for men
Godzilla!



with heartfelt apologies to the greatest rock group in the world, the immortal Blue Oyster Cult.
 
Australia used to be Monster Island.....




























until Chuck Norris came to town
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Jake
 
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