Wowbagger
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- Sep 20, 2015
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Just when I was going to give up social media and try to make something of my life.
I happened to mention I had, some how, gotten a thousand likes here.
I know it is some kind of ghastly error, a decimal point out of place, too many zeros added to the wrong side . . . I'll be found out any minute. Probably supposed to be .001 likes.
The Chef gave me a card with a gift card inside.
I wasted no time !
Before the thing was cooled off from the machine I redeemed it to ordered a Case
No 17560 Celebration in the Ozarks Medium Toothpick.
I don't have any toothpick knives and have been eying this one or something like it for a month.
May as well make a dash for the boarder before I'm found out; that's what I'm saying. It's my birthday month so I am starting out day one right even if I have to spend the rest of it on the lamb.

In addition to thanking ALL OF YOU
I would like to thank my agent, my Mother, the door man in my building, the refuse collector, that cute little person who kicked my shin, . . . .
I happened to mention I had, some how, gotten a thousand likes here.
I know it is some kind of ghastly error, a decimal point out of place, too many zeros added to the wrong side . . . I'll be found out any minute. Probably supposed to be .001 likes.
The Chef gave me a card with a gift card inside.
I wasted no time !
Before the thing was cooled off from the machine I redeemed it to ordered a Case
No 17560 Celebration in the Ozarks Medium Toothpick.
I don't have any toothpick knives and have been eying this one or something like it for a month.
May as well make a dash for the boarder before I'm found out; that's what I'm saying. It's my birthday month so I am starting out day one right even if I have to spend the rest of it on the lamb.

In addition to thanking ALL OF YOU
I would like to thank my agent, my Mother, the door man in my building, the refuse collector, that cute little person who kicked my shin, . . . .