Casting Call -- Raid in Abbottabad (working title)

Gollnick

Gollnick

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You know it. Right now, every producer in Hollywood is on the phone putting the deals together. I predict the film in theaters this fall.

So, let's help them out with the casting. Who should play the major parts?

The hardest one to fill will be Bin Laden. I hear Charlie Sheen might be available (apparently is torpedo tour is more of a bomb).

Help me out here, folks, who else for which parts?
 
How about Jeff Bridges for Osama. He has a good start on the beard and no one can understand what he mumbles. :D
 
Charles Manson can play bin Laden. I think Joe Pesci should play the guy who pegged bin Laden, and make it a re-enactment of the Billy Batts whacking scene in Goodfellas.

~Chris
 
I heard on the news that the director of the Hurt Locker is working to secure the rights to make the film.
 
Good luck finding any actors in Hollywood who would be associated with such a film. I'm sure most of them are in mourning right now.



Then again, maybe we could get Gary Sinise to play all the roles. :D
 
How about this whacko?

mel-gibson-beard.jpg
 
Gary Delabate (ba ba bouy) as the messenger. Hey boss theirs someone knocking at the door,they said somthing like seal team six or cia ,Ill let them in.
 
Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. They say, "Don't worry, God, we got this!"

Mel for the lead, +1 :thumbup:
 
Gary Busey - Obama

Kal Penn (Kumar from the Harold and Kumar films) - Osama
 
OBL: Randy Quaid

OBL's Wife: Joy Baher

OBL's Accomplices:
Charles Manson
Joaquin Pheonix
Charlie Sheen
 
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