Well - for a while now I've put some semi-serious thought into moving to South America in the distant-future (like, say, 10 or so years). Nothing immediate or urgent, but I am honestly enamored with some of the culture/atmosphere/terrain/sights down there (I seriously think I could live next a mountain/beach and spend like 90% of my time in the ocean or hiking well into my senior years).
I've looked into a number of different places, but the few that seem to come up again and again are in Central America (which honestly scares me due to the drug-lord crime stigma that I hear, but to be honest I don't know if any of it is true/valid for that region), or way, way down south (like Southern Argentina or Southern Chile). Central America has a few places that seem to cater to retired Americans (and a few areas that specifically cater to retired Vets/former military), but I don't know a lot about crime, government corruption, quality of the area for goods/services, etc.
Peru also fascinates me to some extent but I don't really want to have to learn both Spanish and Portuguese so I'm pretty sure Brazil is out unless it is really worth it to live there (I may want to travel between countries and I think I can get by with broken Portuguese or a translator on occasion - should I venture into Brazil, but all of the rest of the countries speak Spanish, which I already have a solid base in so I think I could get by).
My two biggest hangups right now are giving up some of the freedoms I have here in the states (i.e. guns and knives primarily), and the fact that my wife is a Red-Head and burns under a 60-watt bulb (but like me, she is very out-doorsy and enjoys the hot climate / mountains / ocean as much as I do - she already has a basic grasp of Spanish). My kids should be through both High-School and College by that point, so it will just be my wife and I.
What about the crime-rates (I've looked a lot of this up, but there seems to be a lot of conflicting info out there), economy, quality of life, gun/knife-laws (any countries down that way more gun-friendly than others?), etc.?
Anyone traveled down to anywhere specifically in South or Central America (recently) that cares to share their experiences? Recommendations as to where to go (Northern? Southern? East/West coast?)?