Walking Man said:
Indeed. Nevertheless, I will only ever buy from Bill because of the excellent service and quality H.I. provides, and the philanthropic nature of his organization.
Bill Martino, A.K.A. Uncle Bill, definitely supports the kamis and their families, and doesn't have an opulent lifestyle. He's known to prowl the streets of Reno, Nevada in an innocuous looking 1972 El Camino. However, when an unsuspecting wiseass comes too close to his rear bumper, (appropriately emblazoned with a bumper sticker reading I BRAKE FOR KHUKS!) this mild mannered Buddhist undergoes a distinct personality change...
He's well known to figuratively blow the doors off of all competition, and even silver haired widows are not immune when he decides to "put the pedal to the metal!"

Law enforcement in Reno has been completely frustrated in their attempt to issue Uncle Bill a speeding or drag racing citation.
Ever since he began supplying the world with khukuris, the kamis, (knowing of U.B.'s automotive blood sport) perform regular pujas, seemingly giving him impunity to race around town...
Simon of Tora, on the other hand, is hardly the head of a philanthropic company... He reportedly tools around the posh digs of Plymouth in a chauffered Rolls Royce Phantom, and his bodyguards and driver are all alarmingly gorgeous females, attired in Ghurka style uniforms.
The uniform donned by these femme fatales has one visibly distinct difference from those issued to the Ghurka troops. Instead of the field tested trousers, the women wear micro minis. O.T. -- Simon's chauffer is from Glasgow, and I always wondered what a Scottish woman wore under......!
Dan
