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Bravado

Bravado

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Attention all Hogs, we have a Virgin amongst us that needs
to be "Shown The Light!" I don't want to say who it is but
this individual will be attending the SHOT show in Vegas
and what better place for him to have his release than
in "Sin City." Please mail all your monetary donations to
Idahoskunk and Mr. Skunk will take care of the arrangements.

Thanks for your help in this matter guys! I've already made my donation via paypal to Idaho.
 
You know the saying "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"?

Same thing applies here. Instead of buying this poor, deprived fellow a spread at a cat house, maybe you should tutor him in the necessary arts so that he may find ladies for himself.

--Mike
 
Originally posted by Evolute
You know the saying "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"?

Same thing applies here. Instead of buying this poor, deprived fellow a spread at a cat house, maybe you should tutor him in the necessary arts so that he may find ladies for himself.

--Mike
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I thought Bravado was talking about an INFI virgin! :eek:
 
"I thought Bravado was talking about an INFI virgin!"

Aren't we both talking about working this guy's Mojo?

--Mike
 
Bravado what the heck are you doing?!!!! Now I am really embarrassed:eek:
 
Ach.....! This forum is getting worse and worse! First froggy shows us boobs and now this!:eek: :eek: :D







AAAAAAAAARGH! I wanna go to Vegas too! Anybody care to sponsor my plane ticket???:D
 
Originally posted by David Brown
Bravado what the heck are you doing?!!!! Now I am really embarrassed:eek:
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What? I'm talking about an Infi Virgin as in buying his first
knife!!
 
"Bravado what the heck are you doing?!!!! Now I am really embarrassed"

"What? I'm talking about an Infi Virgin as in buying his first knife!!"

Bravado, David: Come on guys, you don't need to cover for him. We all know what you meant.

And there's no need for anonymity. Spearhead, we all know you're a virgin (or, as you prefer to euphemize your situation, you're "chaste"). 'Fess up. You're among friends. You have nothing to be ashamed of. It doesn't make anybody here think any less of you.

--Mike
 
Originally posted by Evolute
You know the saying "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"?
--Mike
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Im also reminded of a similar code to live by.

Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire and keep them warm the rest of his life.
 
Originally posted by Evolute
"Bravado what the heck are you doing?!!!! Now I am really embarrassed"

"What? I'm talking about an Infi Virgin as in buying his first knife!!"

Bravado, David: Come on guys, you don't need to cover for him. We all know what you meant.

And there's no need for anonymity. Spearhead, we all know you're a virgin (or, as you prefer to euphemize your situation, you're "chaste"). 'Fess up. You're among friends. You have nothing to be ashamed of. It doesn't make anybody here think any less of you.

--Mike
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That's me Mike... Mr Inexperience.:D Thatnks for blowing my cover.:eek: :cool:
 
So... since this elaborate ruse is all for my benefit, feel free to forward those dollars directly to me. Contact me via e-mail for a good paypal address.:p
 
So... okay... maybe it does make a few of us think a little less of you, after all.

My mistake. Sorry about that.

--Mike
 
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