Chinese airsoft pistol instuctions

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Ilovetoolsteel

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I Bought one of those spring powered airsoft pistols this afternoon.

Here are some sample instructions

"Use before, please read explain book"

"Do not take muzzle arbitrariness, aim at object"

"Shoot before please insure muzzle frontage and both sides without human and animal"

"Temperature differ can affect BB bullet shoot space"

"Please put the gun on childe not easy get place"

"After shot notice BB bullet rebound orientation"

"Shoot out of doors wind can directness effect BB bullet veracity"

The sights are described as "Immobility three point aim at implement"
 
Kind of like the old Japanese motorcycle manuals. I have often thought I should send letters to the various import organizations offering to translate these instruction sheets on all sorts of goods into actual Engllish.
 
Automated translations are bad enough, but i think it takes a human brain to come up with something that screwy!
 
That's absolutely clear to me !! My friend decided to take a trip to China when he retired .They really want to learn english - they begged him to take a job teaching .He's still there .The written language is hard enough but they learn that without any practice in speaking it .But they understand the importance of learning unlike us . The latest numbers in the USA - 11% fail to graduate high school nationwide, 33% in CA, 50% in Oakland CA !!
 
"Do not take muzzle arbitrariness" is a good rule to follow. The real prize, though, is "Shoot before please insure muzzle frontage." Memorize that gem, and if ever someone points a gun at you just tell him, "Shoot before please insure muzzle frontage," and while he's trying to figure that out you'll have plenty to time to pull out your own gun and shoot him. :cool:
 
These are the directions I should have read before I plunked down 20 bucks on mine.

"Do not be buying piece of crap!"
 
Ha! That's good! I would say that at least you can understand what they're trying to convey.

My favorite was a sign that said, "Salute to the turists who mantain the public hygene," when they could have just said, "No littering."
 
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