Chinese Sick Leave

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micad

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"CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NO COME TO WORK TODAY"

Hung Chow calls into work and said, "Hey Boss, I no come to work
today.
I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs hurts. No come to
work today.
The Boss replied. "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow called again. "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

-Mike_
 
Fitz,

I really like your updated photo. You seem to be improving wiht age!!!:D

-Mike-
 
micad said:
"CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NO COME TO WORK TODAY"

Hung Chow calls into work and said, "Hey Boss, I no come to work
today.
I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs hurts. No come to
work today.
The Boss replied. "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow called again. "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

-Mike_
Click to expand...
The bosses wife maybe new him as Chow Hung like Wow! Good One:D Fred
 
micad said:
Fitz,

I really like your updated photo. You seem to be improving wiht age!!!:D

-Mike-
Click to expand...

Something had to change. The dog took to barking at me when I came around a corner. ;)

I've just decided to show the inner me on the outside.:rolleyes: :D Like Roger Daltrey sang..."Can you see the real me..me...me?" Nanc said, "If they're talking to a jackass, may as well let 'em look at one."
 
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