Chipendale dancer

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

Little Johnie's class was doing a career day. Each child was asked to tell what his father did. When it came to Johnie's turn, he slumped up to the front, looking at his shoes, and mumbled...." My dad is a Chippendale Dancer. He takes his clothes off in front of women who stick dollar bills in his underwear. Sometimes one takes him into a bedroom where he services them....whatever that means?" The teacher quickly moved on to the next student. Later she called Johnie up to her desk, and asked, "Is your father really a Chippendale dancer?"
"No", Johnie replied. " He works for the Republican Party, and he is trying to get John McCain elected, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of all the other kids!"

Stacy

Dang, missed a "P" in the title!

 

[Dan Seaver]

Now that was a good one!

 

[Barkes Knife Shop]

Now that was a funny one. -------

 

[steelshaper]

Wow I am going to have a stupid smile on my face for a while after that.

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

This one has been around a while ,too:

Little Johnie's second grade class teacher was teaching about civics and asked,
"How many of you are McCain fans ?"
None of the class knew what that meant, but everyone raised their hands anyway ......All except Little Johnie.
The teacher asked,
"Johnie, why didn't you raise your hand ?"
He replied, " 'Cause I ain't no McCain fan !"
"Oh", said the teacher, ",and why aren't you a McCain fan ?"
"Because I'm a Democrat, that's why !", Johnie answered.
"A Democrat, at age 7, my that's awfully young, why are you a Democrat ?"
"Because my Dad's a Democrat, and my Mom's a Democrat....so that makes me a Democrat !"
Well, what if you Dad was an idiot and your Mom was a moron....what would that make you ???"
Johnie fired back - "A McCain fan !!!"
Stacy

 

[WA Martin]

Boo, Hiss :barf: :barf:

This sums up my feelings:

I had my old college roommate and his wife and daughter over for a BBQ last weekend. They are both staunch and outspoken democrats... During the course of the day, we all began discussing politics and the problems with each other's parties. The daughter, Julie, told us that we all make running the country too difficult. Intrigued, I asked her what she meant. She told me someday she wanted to be president, and when that happened she would make things better. Amused, I asked her how. She pondered a moment, and said "I would get everyone a house to live in. No more homeless people." I told her that was a very worthy goal. Her parents were watching the conversation in dead silence. I then told her that if she wanted to help the homeless, she could come to my house again, and rake the yard, trim the hedges, clean my gutters, and wash the windows. I would pay her $50.00. She then could go down to the corner in town where the homeless hung out, and give them the $50.00. Julie thought a moment, and asked "Why don't we just have them come and do the work themselves, and they would have $50.00." I then told her "Welcome to the Republican party." Her parents aren't returning our calls.

 

[Whoever Wherever]

You know Martin I would agree with you if any of the major republicans were actually republicans. The GOP is supposed to be the party of the working person and small government. For quite awhile now they have been the party of Halley Burton and the industrial complex. In the past 8 years they have moved more public money into private hands than has every happened in the history of this country and at the expense of my son and his children to come. Now they have just shifted all the private debt to the public. I now have to tell people I would be a republican if there was any such party left. I am not a democrat but I would call myself an oldschool GOP member. Special interest groups and big business now rule our country. There is no one for me to vote for this year and feel good about. If any one watches south park I am reminded of the episode where people had to vote for either a turd sandwich or a giant douche. This is no endorsement for Obama and I will vote this year but man I am not happy with my possible choices. I pray that the GOP will find a candidate that does not bow to huge corporations or religious extremists and simply gets back to what the party was founded on. On the democrat side the trimming of earmarks and social programs to an extent that they are only helping people who really need it, and stop trying to get rid of my guns and I might start to listen. Now more than ever this country needs to come together and focus so we all aren't up to our noses in poo.

 

[ddavelarsen]

Whoa man, Dustin we are on the same page. You said it better than I ever could have.