Choosing the right man....

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Choosing the right man...



A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay, and the other was a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied for the job, she decided to hire the gay guy. She figured it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the house, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, and ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed them gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire-light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "Take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

The she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

:D



-Nick-
http://www.wheelerknives.com
 
Now I really needed something to laugh about after a long day hand rubbing a blade.
Good story, Nick!
 
Nick
that header didn't look too good for you at first. :) I'm glad I read the post :D

hahaha

it's like the lady that hears something behind the closed door.

mans voice: how's that feeling.
girl: it hurts some
man: wow this is your first time?
girl: yes
man: open up wider so I can get in father
girl: but it's hurting
Man: it will feel better in a minute
girl: hurry take it out please..
Man: wait, I'm all most done
girl: hurry
man: almost there,
girl: Hurry
man: alll most, yes, that was a fast one
girl: you're done?
man: yes but don't move yet.
girl: OK
Man:OK you were very good
Girl: blakk, now I need something to clean that stuff out.
Man:I really didn't get much in there,
girl: do I clean it like I normally do?
Man: yes
girl: that wasn't too bad for my first time
Man: thank you
girl: is that it?
Man: yes but I'd like to see you again, next week?
girl: well, ok
the door swings open and the Dentist says next please..
who thought a tooth being pulled would be painless .. :)
 
Ha Ha Ha! You guys crack me up. Nick I don't know how but I did not see that punch line coming. Call me slow. :rolleyes: :D Thanks for starting my day off with a kick.
 
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