Chopping a Wood Burning Stove; Kukri Review

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Well, S o r t of a review. Anyone ever trim wood in the stove, finding it unexpectedly too long, or some small piece hanging it up, while the flames go higher and you know you have to move quick? I have.


You're really supposed to be smart enough that that doesn't happen. Stick a chunk in the stove and you can't close the door. Geeze. It's burning like hell and you don't want to pull it out, or maybe it's almost impossible to pull out. It's stuck and glowing. Then you grab your trusty 20" AK and take a whack, and just hope it doesn't bounce into an arm nearby or send a burning stick across the livingroom couch. The more I write about this the less impressed I am with my judgement. What next? Use a knife like a crowbar? A wood chisel on steel? A small wheel spare in a big wheel truck? Put diesel into the gas tank? Get drunk and meet the President?

What were you thinking? "Get in there, I say, in you go, log, do as you're told." This is frightening stuff. I'll be shooting holes into the deer in the Deer Crossing sign next.

It was the WWll, 16.5" and a huge 30 ounces. Roger Smith gave it to me a long time ago to say he cared. What a guy. "Munk, I care that you're cramming logs into a firebox that is too small so please use this khukuri to get you out of the mess." Roger is a hell of a guy.

Well, the khuk cut the wood burning stove. I know, unbelievable- a metal rim lining the stove the door closes on: 1/8" thick. Two very sharp nice as you please cuts on the edge, all the way through. OK, someone will say that steel was left soft on purpose, and it was. But the khuk? The khuk edge shows no sign whatsoever of having done this thing. And this blade is the 'too thin' type common to the period in HI history of the Maoist uprisng in Nepal.

A knife is for cutting, a hammer for striking, a crowbar for prying. And a HI khuk is for everything. It backs up fools like me.

Oh, and I did get the log in.


munk
 
Thank for the laugh Munk. I have never had to put wood in a stove using a kuk, but if I ever needed to, now I know I can.
 
What a hoot!

How are the hinges on that door, now that you've snipped those nice alterations into the other end of the lever?

Putting in birch has got to be the worst, if the piece doesn't want to go gently. The bark starts up like a hundred forest fires, and God help you if the round has to come back into the room.
 
The cuts aren't on the door, they're on a edge of metal exposed all around the opening. I guess a little more hot gas could leak out now. The stove is a Blaze King, and as you know, very thick and well made. ( I corrected the post Tom, thanks, so now it's clear)


Damn khuks. Man, just think how easy it would be for the khuk to lose your finger for you. With the right swing, you might not even feel resistance.

Kukris really are the best woods blades. That forward angle and front weighted design works wonders.


munk
 
Vorpal blades for everyday living.

Great story, munk. I usually remove pieces that won't fit before they burst into flames, but if the need arises, there are several khuks within close proximity of the stove.
 
Vorpal blades for everyday living.
Oy! I'm stealing that line.
One two, one two, and through and through
The Vorpal Blade went snicker-snack.
He left it dead and with its head
He went galumphing back
Khuks - protecting users from zombies, recalcitrant lumps of firewood (and stoves), and Jabberwocks for 50 generations.
 
I just made it to this thread and it's a fun one to read...however...where are the pics?! Pics of superkhukuri action are great to see.
DanR
 
Heh. I accidentally hit an old marble countertop with my Baby (16.5" WWII, not nearly as heavy as Munk's). Small chip out of kuk...much larger chip from countertop.

J
 
Anyone ever hack up a junk car? Dave? :confused:

I'd like to see it. Especially a Japanese one... would open up like a tuna can.


Mike
 
Doh!

Let me say again how happy I am that you're regularly posting again, Josh. I was worried. :)

J
 
I'll probably always be around in one form or another.

just a warning if you haven't tried it yet: the tachyon form is a bit tingly (like pins-and-needles) when i transmute for ftl travel, and i itch for days afterwards, of course your species may react differently. i understand the gr&l$bo of the kw@ empire positively revel in it.
 
just a warning if you haven't tried it yet: the tachyon form is a bit tingly (like pins-and-needles) when i transmute for ftl travel, and i itch for days afterwards, of course your species may react differently. i understand the gr&l$bo of the kw@ empire positively revel in it.

if you oriented the flux properly, that tingle can be placed to good use.

munk: nice one :)

bladite
 
Life can be good without special effects or radical human morphing.

A boy and his kukri.
Soon, Carter will have his own full size khuk.


munk
 
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