Chris Kirk sells Smoky Mountain Network

[Harry Callahan]

Well folks, the hoppin' mad hillbilly sold out tonight. He made the announcement moments ago on Dish Network channel 221. He also put up a note on his website. I hated to see this but I knew something was brewing. I really enjoyed this show.

I don't think I'm going to like the new show, judging from the first few minutes anyway...

 

[Lavan]

Why that's hotter'n grits on a campfar. Y'don't spose thet morket's drah-in up do ye? There gotta be t'least 8 folks in this God's country what hasn't got a hunnerd doller bill fer only 37 an change.

Git yer self a OPERATOR! Ah'm a-tellin ya. THREE SECONDS ONLY!!!