christmas-for real men

rosconey2

rosconey2

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real men -

dont fancy wrap gifts-either leave them in the bag they came from the store in or buy duct tape and cover them,but if they must be fancy looking pay the lady at the mall -

real men dont put angels on the top of the tree if a beer can is available-

real men dont sing carrols,they just move there lips

real men dont shop for jewelry,they ask the lady at the counter to give them anything that is within the price range-what it looks like doesnt matter because he aint wearing it-

real men want beer and good thick socks ,tools and sex for a gift, thats it nothing more unless its a big screen tv


real men dont tell the kids santa isnt real-they leave that to the wife


real men dont shop thill 30 minutes before the stores are closing,any sooner just wouldnt be right
 
Real men... I think you mean men with balls the size of rasins and IQ's to match.
 
rosconey2 said:
dont fancy wrap gifts-either leave them in the bag they came from the store in or buy duct tape and cover them,but if they must be fancy looking pay the lady at the mall -
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Wha? Not even keen laser paper that changes texture depending on the angle it's viewed from?!

rosconey2 said:
real men dont shop thill 30 minutes before the stores are closing,any sooner just wouldnt be right
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Arr, I started my Xmas shoppin' in SEPTEMBER!
Er... well, I'd argue that real men formulate an effective strategy to prevent last minute scrambling, which would just be a pain in the arse!
See, I used the word "strategy"... that's kinda manly in a Sun Tzu kinda way.
 
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