Cliff's Basic #7 Commits Suicide!

Jerry Busse

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Cliff’s Basic # 7 could take no more. After having sent Cliff a Basic # 7 a little over 2 years ago with the instructions to test it to the point of total destruction, we thought we would be hearing from him within a couple of weeks. More than 2 YEARS later we finally received the death notice. Cliff’s Basic # 7, after having been beaten senseless and tested more heavily than any other knife in Cliff’s disturbed history, gave up the ghost while being beaten on with the sledge hammer end of a hatchet. Its frail, anorexic blade could take no more. Witnesses say that a note was found in the pocket of the sheath. . . It read something like this:

“Dear Cliff,

What the. . . .? I am a knife. . . . not a railroad spike! I do not know what voices you hear and I do not know what they tell you to do. I can take no more! I’m breaking out of here . . . Literally! Tell your Mistress I’ll continue to think of her. . . . .

Later Creep!,

Your once Basic #7. . . . and now Basic #5 ¾ .”


We at Busse Combat celebrate the fact that Cliff was finally able to destroy his Basic #7. It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving knife. . . . .

Cliff will be giving the eulogy. (How inappropriate is that? The killer offers his final words over his latest victim?) It's sick!

Here’s a side by side comparison of what were once, two identical Basic #7 test blades. The top one is Cliff’s Basic #7. The bottom one is the shop’s Basic #7 test blade. Notice any difference? If you truly want to know what level of use and abuse your knives can take. . . .send them to Cliff. Over the 2 years that he tested the Basic # 7, he reground it by many, many re-sharpenings, and modified it by expanding the choil, and grinding a wire cutting notch in the top of the ricasso. He then burned the handle, cut the handle, and put some type of, what I believe to be fiberglass, goop over the handle to make it fit his hand better. I love to see one of our blades that has had this much use pounded into it. It gives them “Character”.

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Below is a close up of the two handles. Note the expanded choil in front of the guard and the wire breaking notch ground into the top of the ricasso. Nice, personal, additions.

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Below is what is left of Cliff’s Basic # 7. . . two years after he began heavy, abusive testing. The sheath, I believe, had hung in there, but once the knife finally died, Cliff killed it to see how tough it really was.

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We’ll be sending Cliff one of our new 1” thick models sometime next week
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Yours in nuclear testosterone,

Jerry Busse

 
Mr. Busse,

A very Funny post.
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I can almost hear the last utterance of the a dying knife, Free at last... and the protest of the new 1" thick Busse Special (for Cliff) screaming, NO! NO! Not Cliff! The horror...

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Suicide??? I suspect foul play...an investigation is in order. Maybe someone could do a handwriting analysis on that "suicide note."
 
How about a moment of silence for #7 going to the big knife grave yard? Are there laws against this kind of knife abuse?
 
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Knife torturers, go on!
Guess "nuked" would be the appropriate description for that poor Basic #7
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Excellent post Jerry ! And exceptional pic's ! !

But. . .how'z come this isn't being reported by "Cliff ?" A double suicide perhaps ? lol

ROTHLMAO. . . What a way to start the day off !
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Im with coonskinner ....

A Busse wimp out and take its own life.
NO WAY !!!
Im sure it went out kickin and scratchin. Check that note. I think its a phony
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Jerry,

If you have an orphan knife that's looking for a good home, I know of one. Don't send it to a knife abuser!
 
Funny post, Jerry! I love it. But seriously, as you said:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">If you truly want to know what level of use and abuse your knives can take. . . .send them to Cliff.</font>

Not many knifemakers seem to have realized just how valuable a resource Cliff is. All out testing is vital enough that many makers of important products run their own labs at great expense. Cliff is about the only individual I know of who provides this service -- often at his own expense! Knifemakers ought to be flocking to do what, so far, only Jerry Busse has been perceptive enough to see and take advantage of. Give Cliff a knife and see what happens.
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If it takes Cliff a full two years to destroy a knife with those conditions placed on it, it has to be a good one.
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Smart move, Jerry! I don't own any Busse knives (yet) but with advertising like this, some may be in my future.

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I believe that this is all just a HOAX!.
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Jerry,

If you want to send one of your knives to me (a large "fighter", please), I'll be happy to "test" it out for a couple of years, and send you my report!.
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Dann Fassnacht
708 North L Street
Aberdeen, Wa 98520

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Geez, well that's it. I was thinkin' of buying a Busse Basic #9, but if that's all it can take then...

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Oh, the horror of it all!

Professor.
 
Shameful......

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That knife's not dead yet!

It's ready to be put to use as a carpet knife!

Great story Jerry!

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You mean it took Cliff two years to do that... he must be getting old, or something. Knives with Cliff usually runs an MTBF of around twenty minutes.
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