Cockroach of the West

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Box Elder Bugs. First time I met them in a serious way was the trailer outside of Big Horn, Wyoming. In the add-on, wood finished room with red tile, the nicest in the place, the Box Elders had carved out their own niche in one of the window boxes. They like the sun, the warmth. So at summer's end, the window frame was filled with crawling Box Elders. They stayed there, and I left them alone. The small black and red beetle, if it is a beetle, and I've no reason to doubt it, (though I do not own a Audubon Field Guide to Insects, yet) is not threatening. It's a little over a half inch long. Living in the Rocky Mountain West, you come to associate the hot end of summer with the sudden appearence of these bugs. They wait all year. You'll see an individual every now and then, but nothing like the swarms later. They seem very busy when they finally appear. Important business is being done. What that is, no one seems to know.

I was at a restaurant in Cedar City, Utah, and there were Box Elders crawling on the table. That was strange. I could tolerate them on a wall, or wiindow sill, but if I served food for a living their appearence would not reassure my business. One climbed on my plate.

"What is this doing here?" I asked.
The waitress bent down to focus on the crawling bug.
"I mean, why is he here?" I looked at her.
"We've sprayed and sprayed, and can't seem to get rid of them."
"Do you know what they eat?"
"I've no idea, I've never seen them eat anything."
We both stared at the Mystery of the Box Elder.

There are Box Elders in our house in Montana. We didn't think much about it. Every season they'd swarm on the wooden siding by the front door, the wall facing the Sun. I sprayed a little, not very energetically, for I wasn't sure they were doing any harm, other than just being there. That's the thing about the Box Elder; most of the time he's just there. You can't pin point a crime. The Box Elder threshold; the folks who leave them alone, and the others who decide any insect this numerous is up to no good.

This season it all changed. The Box Elder has invaded my house. They're everywhere. I still don't know what they eat. They seem to like damp, decompsing materials, like the old grounds in the coffee filter. But if I throw one into the trash, he works hard to climb out of the bin.
My wife has declared war. And they are tough to kill. If one swat from a fly swatter is good for a fly, it takes three or four to an Elder, and even then he can shake it off and walk away.

And Box Elders do bite, or chew. They raise a small welt. The only time I was ever bit was in bed while asleep, and another time when one got trapped under my shirt. They are not aggressive, but become highly excited if approached and will run away as quickly as they can.

Now they've invaded I'll do some research and find out more. It was nice to bring this unlearned impression to the table, though, pretty much what the average Westerner thinks of these critters.

I think maybe the worse thing one could do would be to crawl into a computer or the amplifier to the stereo. Now, that would really be war.


munk
 
Thanks for the smile on my face :)

If you find out more, please drop me a link. I coudnt find an appropriate translation for 'box elder', maybe a latin name would help?

Blessings,

Keno
 
If you ever want to trade your box elders for hobo spiders, Munk, just let me know. I'll pay the shipping both ways. ;)
 
Shocking story; Ladybugs DO bite. I know- hard to believe. Still a nice litte bug, though.

I know all about Hobo spiders, having fought a colony of them living in my basement in the house in Idaho Falls we rented.

munk
 
We've got those in swarms at the shop where I work in West Michigan. There are hundreds if not thousands everywhere. This year is far worse than I ever remember, they have declared war, and are not fighting fairly! We have a bucket of goo out back that should probally be labeled "toxic waste" that we drop the bugs in and see how long they last before they shrival and die (what? they started it). I've never been bitten, buy last year I ate one that was baked in a slice of pizza. The owner denied that it was possible, and gave me a free pizza. Yippie Yeah! One wierd thing is that when you kill one and come back a few hours later, there will always be a few more box elders around the corpse with their mouthparts in the dead one drinking away. Other box elders are the only things I have ever seen them eat.
 
One wierd thing is that when you kill one and come back a few hours later, there will always be a few more box elders around the corpse with their mouthparts in the dead one drinking away. Other box elders are the only things I have ever seen them eat>>>>>>>>>>> michaelmcgo

So...the truth is revealed at last. Box Elders are actually ZOMBIES. Darn.



munk
 
Our version is the Western Conifer bug. I can't post pics anymore but they are often called Stinkbugs due to the odor they give off if you mess with them. They don't bite though and are a lot less nasty looking than the Box Elders.
 
Trade ya, munk, for some of our 3-inch long flying Palmetto cockroaches. Cannot have an exterior light on after dark because of them. And the Formosan termites as well.

I must admit, though, when your box-in-trade comes with the Elders in it, I'm just going to step on them.


Mike
 
I wouldn't trade for Hobo spiders or cockroaches. I don't have a Walmart next door, traffic and gangs. I made my choice.
We do have tics and Mosquitoes though. And snakes and cougars.

munk
 
I live in Western Australia, we have creepy crawlies comming out of the wazoo.

You get used to them though.
 
How about a pint or two of Black Widows? Cash, Trade, Or?? Arachnaphobia was filmed about these parts. Been going through and getting rid of a lot of stored trash in a gotta come down steel shed. I mean it, dozens and dozens and dozens of them:eek: . Some near golfballs, lost of little fast ones. Most of the time I don't kill them, kinda feels like killing sharks. But this job has got me going all geehawd on they shiny butts. Thinking of calling in the pros...
 
I lived in Southern Calif; Black Widow Capital of the world.


Australia has worse creepy crawlies, though. They have the Red Widow spider, the Sidney funnel web spider, and the top ten poisenious snakes on earth. Don't got near the coast, either, for the box jelly fish, the stinging snail, and the little blue octapus. Not to mention Great Whites almost along their entire coast...

munk
 
Never see me barefoot on the Great Barrier Reef! As far as Great Whites go, a local woman who liked swimming with the seals was killed by one about a half hour from here about 3-4 years ago. However, I contend that if the Grey Suited Gentleman ("Whitey") really wanted to eat us as a preferred diet, I don't think watersports would be as successful as recreational activites as they are.
Black Widows don't usually bother me at all. This more of a numbers thing, this time. They do give off that Alien Vibe though:D .
 
Box elders and sun worship. They just sound cool.

The cannabalism thing freaks me out, though...
 
You know, there is a good feeling when it is warm, knowing true cold is just a month away, and familiar red and black beetles know it too.

Must be a reason so many creeks and valleys and features get named, "Box Elder"


munk
 
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