My reference to injury on the train was somewhat hyperbole, and I never said it would de-rail the train.
However, in this modern day of bombings and such, I would suspect that if the engineer spots any object duck taped to the track he would immediately try and stop the train if possible. This could cause someone onboard to be injured.
I do know for a fact that if you are caught, your kids will not be happy with visiting dad in prison.
One reason for the over zealous replies is that many kids read this forum. If something like your question is given a short, joking, or non-committal reply, they are real likely to go and try it. It is the responsibility of the forum as a whole to avoid this. Lately we have had a lot of posts from kids ( even though some of them have filled out false or misleading profiles) asking lots of dumb questions. Now, there is no shame in asking a dumb question,we have all done that, but we would be remiss not to give it a straight forward answer.