Company store down - possible man down?

brianNH · Dec 1, 2005

I have noticed the company store has been down since lastnight. Could Skunk be working his tail off adding inventory? Possibly he passed out while replenishing the trough? Or perhaps the site was hacked by angry rats who never have anything in their company store

PeteH · Dec 1, 2005

I know. He's killing me. I've been refreshing all night long and nada (just kidding, although the temptation was there).

cleaner145 · Dec 1, 2005

Actually it's worse then that, I have been hitting the refresh since yesterday at lunch time.

dogrunner · Dec 1, 2005

I just happened to see that the store was down yesterday too. And last night at midnight

And first thing this morning

I am NOT waiting for anything this time. Please, please, please nobody post a pic of an AK47

JGarrison Knives · Dec 1, 2005

Still down, someone should take his bottle away from him.

Greg45 · Dec 1, 2005

Or maybe give one to him. Maybe he ran out!

Skunk, if you can hear me, try to make it to the emergency bottle hanging on the wall! I know you're probably weak by now, but try to break the glass door with that MOAB hanging by it. We need INFI!!! :grumpy:

Hank · Dec 1, 2005

i don't even collect busses and this is freaking me out!

JGarrison Knives · Dec 1, 2005

Oh he will have it back up, right after I leave for work.

Loaded with Infi I bet too.

metallicat · Dec 1, 2005

Gimmejr - you took the day off? store is still down

I think Skunk is operating on Hawaiian time - longest couple minutes I ever waited through. He should just say "Brah wait store open by n by"

JGarrison Knives · Dec 1, 2005

"The Trough will re-open in a couple of minutes." What I and others have failed to realize that the minutes referred to here is also "Busse time", What was I thinking? Also interesting you should mention Hawaii time, Ive seen several of Jerrys pics where he is wearing a Hawaiian style shirt. Are the knives made secretly in Hawaii and not Ohio.

I think Ive stumbled on to something here.

RokJok · Dec 1, 2005

Ah-hah!!! You have indeed stumbled upon the source of Busse Nuclearity.... freshly dipped lava flowing off Mauna Kea.

I have discovered among the web archives this picture of a very young Jerry Busse (before going in for "the operation"

) doing field research into this uber-secret ingredient of INFI. Reports have it that later that evening the intrepid gad-about was discovered nearly-unconscious adrift in an outrigger canoe surrounded by 14 empty King Kam whiskey bottles and the scattered remains of a luau pig, muttering something about "drunken hogs shall forever be my friends..."

Below is seen young Garth about to do the ever-horrendous "Double mouth quench" maneuver with a couple of flaming MOAB's fresh from the furnace. Good thing he keeps his quench/mouthwash bucket of Johnnie Walker Blue filled and close at hand.

Okay Hogs, activate plan "Molokai Makeover" and hit the beaches!! Don't forget your sunscreen.

brianNH · Dec 1, 2005

Satellite Image of strange craft taken in front of Skunks house.
With this, and the store being down for so long, this could be the mother of all orders. :thumbup:

PeteH · Dec 1, 2005

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Heavy · Dec 1, 2005

Too Funny...

Somebody wake Skunk up and get him a couple of advil and a cup of coffee!!!!COME ON!!!

Rat Finkenstein · Dec 1, 2005

Jeeze, I dont know what the problem is with your computers, but the company store works great for me. . .In fact I just cleaned it out completely!
Good luck next time!

Hank · Dec 1, 2005

RF, you didn't clean it out completely, i got a couple of pieces.

who woulda thought we would ever see a sale like that? i'm just mad because the store limited me to five of those fifty dollar fusion steel hearts. at least i got one with snakeskin handles, and a few of those thirty dollar fusion battle mistresses.

i gotta say, though, damascus INFI? they really outdid themselves this time!

Cobalt · Dec 1, 2005

RokJok said:
Ah-hah!!! You have indeed stumbled upon the source of Busse Nuclearity.... freshly dipped lava flowing off Mauna Kea.

I have discovered among the web archives this picture of a very young Jerry Busse (before going in for "the operation" ) doing field research into this uber-secret ingredient of INFI. Reports have it that later that evening the intrepid gad-about was discovered nearly-unconscious adrift in an outrigger canoe surrounded by 14 empty King Kam whiskey bottles and the scattered remains of a luau pig, muttering something about "drunken hogs shall forever be my friends..."

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Ok, if that is Jerry, then we're getting married.:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

idahoskunk · Dec 1, 2005

Cobalt said:
Ok, if that is Jerry, then we're getting married.:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

me first, i'm a monitor :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

brianNH · Dec 1, 2005

Well, it appears Skunk is ok which is good but we still got a LOT of wrestles HOGS that are chomping at the bit for the store to be stocked !!!! :grumpy:

MikeH · Dec 1, 2005

I've finally figured out Skunk and Busse time. It's Biblical! "A day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day."