Gravelface
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Here is an email sent out to my friend from a fellow co-worker who was leaving the company....with all the talk of Mall-ninjas, be sure and fallow the links.
I deleted the names, but this is TOOOO FUNNY!
>Subject: Smell you later forever!
>
>
>Greetings fellow co-workers,
>
>As you may know by now, today is my last day. I am leaving Dow because I
>have decided to follow my life long dream of becoming a Ninja Warrior. I
>leave tomorrow to train under the hero of Mount Madoriyama and sea captain,
>Makoto Nagano http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBkZpK-fYQ
>. I will be joined by my
>training partner Professor Bosko, a chimpanzee who will ride in a backpack
>while we tackle the course Banjo Kazoowie style. I leave with only my
>gameboy, a Spiro-graph and a copy of Journey's "Any Way You Want It" to
>keep my spirits strong. I will be spending 300 days at sea, returning only
>to compete until I am finally the third competitor to complete Ninja
>Warrior.
>
>My time here is best described as a manatee cage fight. It sounds awesome
>at first, after five minutes of watching the sea cows flop around, you just
>want it to be over. There have been good times, like the time Landon had
>underground lobster fights. There have been bad times, like the I had to
>break the news to Tim that I was pregnant. And there have been scary
>times, like when Steve and I had to dump that dead hooker into the lobby of
>Denny's. Looking back, it wasn't the nicest of things we could have done.
>I mean, nobody deserves to be left at Denny's. But I will cherish most is
>the stacks of sticky notes I've taken home over the years. I'm designing
>my own wardrobe with them.
>
>To those of you I leave behind, I have this advice: You don't have to be
>the best, you just can't be the worst.
>
>Duane: What you do in private is your business, but if you keep that up
>you'll end up in jail.
>
>John: Don't give Bigfoot an inch. She won't stop until she gets every
>last turkey.
>
>Jason: I want my Bananarama tape back! I know you have it!
>
>Steve: I just got the test results back. We should talk.
>
>It is with this that I say kowabunga, dudes... kowabunga.
>
Here he signed out.
I deleted the names, but this is TOOOO FUNNY!
>Subject: Smell you later forever!
>
>
>Greetings fellow co-workers,
>
>As you may know by now, today is my last day. I am leaving Dow because I
>have decided to follow my life long dream of becoming a Ninja Warrior. I
>leave tomorrow to train under the hero of Mount Madoriyama and sea captain,
>Makoto Nagano http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBkZpK-fYQ
>. I will be joined by my
>training partner Professor Bosko, a chimpanzee who will ride in a backpack
>while we tackle the course Banjo Kazoowie style. I leave with only my
>gameboy, a Spiro-graph and a copy of Journey's "Any Way You Want It" to
>keep my spirits strong. I will be spending 300 days at sea, returning only
>to compete until I am finally the third competitor to complete Ninja
>Warrior.
>
>My time here is best described as a manatee cage fight. It sounds awesome
>at first, after five minutes of watching the sea cows flop around, you just
>want it to be over. There have been good times, like the time Landon had
>underground lobster fights. There have been bad times, like the I had to
>break the news to Tim that I was pregnant. And there have been scary
>times, like when Steve and I had to dump that dead hooker into the lobby of
>Denny's. Looking back, it wasn't the nicest of things we could have done.
>I mean, nobody deserves to be left at Denny's. But I will cherish most is
>the stacks of sticky notes I've taken home over the years. I'm designing
>my own wardrobe with them.
>
>To those of you I leave behind, I have this advice: You don't have to be
>the best, you just can't be the worst.
>
>Duane: What you do in private is your business, but if you keep that up
>you'll end up in jail.
>
>John: Don't give Bigfoot an inch. She won't stop until she gets every
>last turkey.
>
>Jason: I want my Bananarama tape back! I know you have it!
>
>Steve: I just got the test results back. We should talk.
>
>It is with this that I say kowabunga, dudes... kowabunga.
>
Here he signed out.
