Confessions of a knife.... FUSSBUDGET !!!

[Lavan]

Oh that's a pretty knife. Shall I buy it? NO NOT TILL YOU RESEARCH IT FULLY, YOU DINGBAT!!

GOOD GRIEF.. where did THAT stain come from?

Better recheck the sharpness....where's some newspaper?

Let's see...... if the steel has more chrome than cobalt and the temper is cryogenic rather than heat and..... (where the hell is that Cliff Stamp post?)

Okay, I've checked the price at 253 online dealers and eBay.... where next?

and so on and so on and.....

I .............am............ sick!!

THEN: whadda I do? Pop into a knife store and just BUY a knife that "feels good."

WHICH: means that I have to start researching something that is too late to research.

and.....and.....and....

Where IS that bridge?

 

[neeman]

If you don't buy it now, you will miss the online offer.

 

[Bungwrench]

Sounds like me Lavan.

 

[Lavan]

If you don't buy it now, you will miss the online offer.

By gum, you're RIGHT!!! I ....will..... send for that Spyderco Chinese Lum ..RIGHT NOW !!!

 

[Lavan]

What's THIS? My SAK has a bright spot on the edge!!

WHERE'S THE SHARPMAKER ????

 

[popcornpicker]

When you see that ass-kicker and there's only 6 minutes left, some times you have to wonder why nobody else wants it.

 

[Joshua J.]

Most people think I’m strange when they see the list of 41 knives I plan on buying, as I stare at it, looking at the stats of the knives in the list.
That Super Gold 2 Kershaw Blur is going to be awesome, and the CPM D-2 Spyderco Military.
Good to know there are people who understand.

 

[Ludwig]

Most people think I’m strange when they see the list of 41 knives I plan on buying, as I stare at it, looking at the stats of the knives in the list.
That Super Gold 2 Kershaw Blur is going to be awesome, and the CPM D-2 Spyderco Military.
Good to know there are people who understand.

I know how you feel. All too often, I have people ask me why I have so many knives or why I always carry one with me. Isn't it obvious?

I just tell them that they need to pick up a nice knife, not that $5 gas station junk, and they'll know why I have a folder on my desktop called "Wishlist" with 20 future purchases.