Congress

[Mulder]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "About a gallon".

 

[RussMo]

Right-on Dave!!! LOLOL Now that is funny...

 

[Coduhhh]

Hahahaha

 

[Soulrack223]

:thumbup:

 

[Jaxx]

 

[stevekolt]

If only...

 

[Ken44]

Good one

I would have syphoned every drop from my tank and gave it to them

 

[Pokey1]

Hahahaha good one :thumbup:

 

[Major Kong]

Nice! In a perfect world...

 

[drbarnes]

muahahahhaahahhaah!! that ones getting told at work tomorrow... middle aged white guys eat this shit up!!

if pro is the opposite of con; what is the opposite of progress?

 

[Tom Kanik]

Ain't it the truth!:grumpy:

 

[giant1]

Nice one...........:thumbup:

When they finish with the boof heads in congress please send them down to Australia. We have some garbage that needs to be incinerated as well