Contest - Win Bernard Levine's Guide IV

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In the spirit of fun, and thinking of billytran...

Post your funniest impression of a phrase spoken in billytranian...

This contest is for 5 days...

Winner gets the guide delivered via USPS Priority...
 
...and quoting from the original, incomparable BT...

hey everybady!
In the jangles of vietnam we use lawnmower blades to cut up mankeys. we lick to praty out here!

Billy

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When the going get tough, the tough get some going!

...and so in the humblest of traditions, I submit the following...

hey everybady!
In the jangles of BFC we lick to cut of FNG's so we can lick they mankeys! praty on you dimsmacks!

Mel
 
I for reel Billy Tran!

I lick to praty and flap with the ballysung! I has the mankey teet inlays in ballysung. we makes the bally flaps with the lawnmower blades!

My mankey so bad I spunk the mankey in the jangle now he flap the ballysung!

you gays lick to spunk the mankey and praty! it fanny to spunk de mankey!


Take a good one!


I don't care if I win ANYTHING, that was fun!
:D
LMAO!
 
Hey you gays, i lick to praty as much as the next gay, but hear in jangle we spice up praty with pyramid mankey tarp made form lawnmower blades. way easy than to chop mankeys with brade. i catch more mankey that why. keep mankey fresh and sharp! long time! besides, mankey don't rot your teef like canny bars. Praty on gays!
 
i bat a mad dog naf,and i take it to airport and security gard touch my paynis.

my paynis is a gad one

i of the tigger!
 
This is too much fun to pass up.

You gays stil confusung Billy with moovie actor. You funy mankeys! I come her to praty but mankey is funer. I go sharpin lawnmower blade leave you to spunk your mankeys. Take a good one.
 
Hey gays- what sappening?
Guess WhaT? I boughted a new Spidercow blades, a Calpyso with the waveyed eddge one, and its reely shrap!! And! I know the thing, becaasue I cap my fingered tip, and it hurted! Like being bit by a mankey, only it was a knife that capped my finger, not a mankey. But! the mankey has shrap teet, I know this thing for reel. I got been bit before by the mankey, usually when me and my friends praty on the weekands! Love that jangle!! and th fanny mankeys- praty on , mankeys!

Praty on, gays!!! Don'T get bitted by nany mankeys!!! :D :D

This is sort of entertaining, in a stupid way. ;)
Frank

:barf:
 
Mankey Pranty! No pratty, pranty! me like to pratty with the pranty of the mankey. You know, Joe! like gurl pranty, mankey have pranty too!
 
Gays, I have big cut up mankey pratty. You all come. Many lawnmower blades to be bring. I bring rocks for shapenen. Pratty in jangle, hant mankeys der. Many mankeys in jangle. Mankey paynis soup bery good. Good for paynis working, very strong, last long time with gorls, like reel man. It a reel afromaniac! You all be there? Take a good one!
 
I COEM ON YU MANKEYS AWRADY!!!
I wrek out in jangle! I bat weights to wrek out!

Paynis weakens living de batty!
 
Well, with a CONTEST thread total of 14 posts, 3 of which were mine, I'm gonna chock this one up to Bernard's Guide just not being worth a flip... ;) :D :D

And the winner is:

(trust me, there's a drum roll in my head...)

KEN COOK!

Take a bow Ken!

And the winning phrase was:

you gays lick to spunk the mankey and praty! it fanny to spunk de mankey!


Email me your address Ken.

Until next time....
 
:D
Having proven once again that I can be the BIGGEST idiot in the room, Thank you!
LMAO!
A hilarious thread,
a fun contest,
and a great prize!

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I GAT BAK! you gay pridy cool!
THAKS!


:D
Just wanted to say that I received the Knife Guide IV from Brandon today, and many thanks for it.

I'm now going to sit down and find out how rich I am because of all my brilliant knife investments over the years! (yeah right!)

Thanks Brandon, I appreciate it.
:D
 
i get some emotion for the feefle who lick to praty lick the tiger with know tail. I took some sabbatican to hang kang to look for a new one balisang. ........ look for the new line off jick jack thumb knifs soon.

hang loose hawaiian!

billy tran esq.
 
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