Context - Funny/Odd Quotes

[Petunia D. Feeble]

Context: It's important.

I shot a baby, but it is good and tasty!!

Thought this might be a fun thread. Post quotes from around the forum that look funny, odd, insane without the context of the thread in which they were posted originally.

 

[OzarkJoe]

This should be a fun thread.

What steel should cat buttpugs be made of?

 

[Petunia D. Feeble]

I'm not sure context would help that one any, but I like it.

 

[orca8589]

"About as sexy as socks on a rooster."

Attributed to Louisiana Governor Earl Long, August, 1959; he used the term to describe his opponent deLesseps Morrison.

~Chris