Gary W. Graley
“Imagination is more important than knowledge"
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An old man was laying on his death bed. He suddenly noticed the scent of
chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out from his bed,
across the floor to the stairs, and down to the kitchen.
There, his wife was baking tasty chocolate chip cookies.
He thought, how sweet! My wife made her famous cookies, she does love me!
With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached across the table for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand with a
spoon, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
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chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out from his bed,
across the floor to the stairs, and down to the kitchen.
There, his wife was baking tasty chocolate chip cookies.
He thought, how sweet! My wife made her famous cookies, she does love me!
With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached across the table for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand with a
spoon, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
G2