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Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
Same work ... more pay
Wrinkles add character
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments
If you retain water, it's in a canteen
Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You can go to a public toilet without a support group
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
Your belly usually hides your big hips
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes
The world is your urinal
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
Same work ... more pay
Wrinkles add character
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments
If you retain water, it's in a canteen
Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You can go to a public toilet without a support group
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
Your belly usually hides your big hips
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes
The world is your urinal