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My sister has a two year old son with Autism.
this morning she sent me this email.
Its a wonder that she has a sense of humor left about such things and it reminds me how strong she is. Maybe stronger than big bad ninja me...
Top Ten Things About Being Autistic
From our home office in a place that exists only in my mind, here is today's
top ten list.
10. No need to keep your lies straight.
9. None of that pesky peer pressure.
8. No irritating fluctuations in pitch when you speak.
7. No need to wait for bad news to get stressed out. Why procrastinate?
6. Greatly reduced odds of bad dates when you can't get members of the
opposite sex to acknowledge your presence.
5. Ability to hear bad news and not realize you are supposed to be sad.
Happy, happy, joy, joy.
4. Fewer friends means less Christmas shopping.
3. Harder for other players to read your face when you are playing poker.
2. If you are ever in a swarm of flies, the swatting-at-the-air motion
will be second nature.
1. You never notice the dirty looks other people are giving you; that
would mean looking them in the eye.
this morning she sent me this email.
Its a wonder that she has a sense of humor left about such things and it reminds me how strong she is. Maybe stronger than big bad ninja me...
Top Ten Things About Being Autistic
From our home office in a place that exists only in my mind, here is today's
top ten list.
10. No need to keep your lies straight.
9. None of that pesky peer pressure.
8. No irritating fluctuations in pitch when you speak.
7. No need to wait for bad news to get stressed out. Why procrastinate?
6. Greatly reduced odds of bad dates when you can't get members of the
opposite sex to acknowledge your presence.
5. Ability to hear bad news and not realize you are supposed to be sad.
Happy, happy, joy, joy.
4. Fewer friends means less Christmas shopping.
3. Harder for other players to read your face when you are playing poker.
2. If you are ever in a swarm of flies, the swatting-at-the-air motion
will be second nature.
1. You never notice the dirty looks other people are giving you; that
would mean looking them in the eye.