Creative Contest: ...Plenty of sexy curves but no Cho

not2sharp

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It has been a while since I posted a new photo here (My Goldmembership is already well beyond its limit :( ). But, I suspect that some of you would like to see an interesting old timer like this one.

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This khanjar/khanjarli style knife has seen alot of mileage and the stag handle scales and sheath were most likely "recently" added during the late 19th century. The blade itself appears to be very much older; early 18th century would probably be a conservative guess. Notice the diamond shaped armor piercing point, the extensive and well worn blade engraving, and the forged weld marks on the bolster.

I am sure that this knife has a long and rich story to tell. It can't tell us; but it certainly does strike the imagination. Perhaps some of you would like to share your thoughts on this knife. Create a short fantasy history for this knife based on your first impression and your historical knowledge of the region. Then post it on this thread.

Lets give it until June 20th (Father's day in the US) to get the entries in; and, then we will pick a winner on the 21th based upon: 1) most plausible (weight 45%), 2) most creative(weight 45%), 3) extra brownie points if you can somehow weave a khukuri into the story.(weight 10%) :D

Prize!: No contest would be complete without a prize. So lets make it your choice of:
I) a copy of Mike Chappell, The Gurkhas (Osprey Elite Series - ISBN 1-85532-357-5). I'll throw in the shipping for those in the US, but you are going to have to pay the freight if you live elsewhere.

- or-

II) $25.00 off a purchase of any of the listed items on my home page.

So break out those pencils and lets have some fun!

n2s
 
Brilliant contest, N2S.....pencil is already a-workin'.....
 
BTTT

Gee, I wonder who is going to be the first to post an entry. :cool:

n2s
 
Alright, if you insist upon the pedestrian truth, I don't have time for fanciful tales:

Long ago, before Sigorney Weaver ever paraded her skinny but delectable butt on Movies and TV, there was an Alien problem on Earth. Oh, you've seen the descripton of space craft in the Bible, and the many headed one in Hindu literature, etc etc... But if modern weapons were no match for Alien, what could a primitive society do? I'm glad you asked that question.

One thing about modern societies, they leave everything alone- they don't want to pass value judgment. And when a man has a Alien starfish wrapped over his snout no one says anything.
"Hi Joe- did you get the reactor panel reclaibrated yet? No? OK, I see you're in a 'mood' so I'll check back with ya later."
In this way Alien can hatch and spread his reign of acid and death over everyone.
But 'primitive' societies make value judgments, and when they see a man's gut swelling disproportionately to his rice intake, or observe a octipus like creature on his face with tendrils running into his eye sockets and a main feeder heading downtown, they know this isn't just another venomous snake.

They discovered, by trial and error- and what did they have to lose, right? that an anatomically curved blade, could be gingerly guided down the throat until it encountered the Alien laying fat and happy inside. The infected one would have to lay very still, and different positions seemed to be best for certain individuals, some reclining, some kneeling, some bending over, and oops, not that way! Darn.
The sword could kill an Alien before hatching. Oh, you'd lose the tip sometimes to acid, and the patient, but often could stop the contagion right there.
Now, it's true most of these blades are gone- acid, and after all, what amounts to a distasteful memory for all concerned led to the destruction of most of them. That is why N2's blade is so unique- it is intact with tip.

A very few of these remaining blades were used to sacrafice Virgins long after the Alien threat was over, but no serious student of history would associate them with that rather wasteful task.

I hope this has been of some help.

munk
 
BTTT

Entering the final stretch with Munk in the lead.....hehehehehe.... actually he is bringing up the rear too; but, so be it.

n2s
 
Yeah- I'm the only entry. I hope this doesn't portend the outcome for the book I'm writing. Only me and N2Sharp will read it.





munk
 
munk said:
Yeah- I'm the only entry. I hope this doesn't portend the outcome for the book I'm writing. Only me and N2Sharp will read it.

munk
No, I read it and I'll read yer book two ifen it's not toe complicated.:p
 
...lead broke....


:o :o :o



The "knowledge about the region" part is a bit daunting, perhaps....
 
but I get writer's block every time I look at this one. :D

Brevity being the soul of wit, I'll try one in the brief vein:

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Hail, mighty khanjarli, Your lines of age'd grace
Early eighteenth century, and from another place.

Your birth, hot - Your temper, cold
Chiseled lines and chased in gold.

You've traveled roads in many lands,
often in sheaths, sometimes in hands.

And now Your time-smoothed countenance,
Reflection of once-shining face,
From far-flung realms across the sea,
Has travelled here to be with me.
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Khanjarli and Khukuri kinda rhyme, but after poring this one out, I didn;t have the heart to change it.


FWIW> kinda has an "Ozymandias" feel to it.
 
Keith/Munk,

Hi guys; I just got back to the machine. Thanks for the entries; they were fun to read.

Convincing; although, we all know that this was THE original Bowie knife. :p Those more common examples that we see around EBAY today are just based on the production simplified model produced by 19th century English manufacturing. That is what happens when the bean counters get ahold of a good design. See that notch on the reverse bolster? Some people believe that that feature indicates that this knife was once forged from a file. Little do they know that the hatch marks are just Jim's final score card (impressive ain't it :D) ...

Well one of you two won. So as I mentioned on my opening post I am going to let us decide it today. I will put the two entries up on a poll and he who gets the most endorsements by this time tomorrow wins........


n2s
 
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