Hi there, Comrade Chang!
By the way, it's kinda hard to type "Comrade Chang" all the time, so is it okay if I call you something easier.... like Wally or Debi or somethin'?
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Hi there, Wally or Debi or somethin'!
It is I, Vampire Gerbil.
I wish I would've seen this post earlier as I know I could've shed some incredibly bright light (in a dim manner, of course) on the subject.
I always use my Exxon card when attempting to order anything over the phone, internet or when I buy short pieces of string at the hardware store. Yes, I know they won't accept it, but it loosens them up for when I tell them that I don't have my VISA card with me, but I know the numbers by heart.
Whatever you do, always try to remember that "eleventy-two" is not really a number.... at least not in this particular universe. With that in mind, picking a random number between 100,000,000,000 and 999,999,999,999 will give you something like one in a 900 billion to get it right, so why not go for it.
Remember, use Wallace or Deborah, otherwise that could screw the whole deal up.
Your very welcome, Wally or Debi or Somethin'!
Happy to help, awaiting the meteor of solid gold to safely land in my backyard,
I remain,
VG
(In serious need of some serious sleep)
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
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Any comments, suggestions, Presidential campaign contributions (cash only) or threats may be sent to:
vampiregerbil@aol.com