Curly and Shemp from the HSC network

Cobalt

Cobalt

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Last night I was watching TV, when the knives for sale cought my eye. It was the Home Shopping Network selling their Junk, err I mean frost cutlery and taiwan folding knives. The whole set of 135 knives for $395.00. They even included a Fantasy Sword 52" long and a Fantasy Bowie with the leather sheath. WOW! what a deal. Shemp was discussing the virtues of the 440 stainless steel used in Frost while Curly was wielding the big sword around. For a minute there it looked like he was going to hit Shemp and give him some blunt force trauma, but Shemp moved out of the way.

Oh, and Excalibur was for sale for $58.95. It is Hard Chromed as are all their fantasy swords. I'm not sure if they Cryo'd their knives and swords though.

I wonder how many fish the hook with their self appointed expertise, and blatant(to me any way) exageration of the truth.

Fun to watch though.
 
Yeah, I was wondering about that idiot swinging the sword around. I noticed the other guy finally backed up. They had a knfe chat this morning at 6 am on HSN but I came here instead.
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For LOL you guys are talking about the funniest show on TV. Not only did his sidekick back away when the nut case started swinging that sword around (I think he hit the table behind him at least once), but you could actually see the camera back away.

During last week's show the same guy was swinging the sword around so irradically that his partner actually picked up another sword in self defense. He was just standing there holding the blade in an attempt to keep the other guy from accidentally hitting him.

By all means tune in and enjoy this thing before they kill themselves. Its the only knife related thing I can do without getting the urge to run for my wallet.
 
BTW Cobalt, That was "440 SURGICAL Stainless" and don't you foget it (that's why they repeat it every 5 seconds).
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Its really a funny show.
 
just let 'em all loose w/ a fistfull of cheap steel- that may put them out of our misery.
The slapping & eye-poking would be awful...


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Hi All,
I like the show over on the Shop at Home Network better, with Tom (Mr. Boooowie Knafffe)O'Dell and friends,Jennifer and Shawn.
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Dan
 
Wow, Jennifer the "Blade Babe". Got to go with Petey the Possum though as my favorite. He's the only one with a lick of sense. Stays the hell out of their way.
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Don
Medicine Man of the Extinct Fugowee Tribe
 
Don't you wish that just once that idiot would cut himself when he spins those katanas around. Perhaps someone should donate a real katana so that the moron could cut his own head off.
 
Dear God... I watched Shop at Home's show (with Tom and Jennifer
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)last night. It was hilarious, but left me feeling somehow unclean. It has the same morbid attraction as a televised disaster. Clearly, one must never underestimate the stupidity of the American public.
 
Originally posted by Knave:
Clearly, one must never underestimate the stupidity of the American public.
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DUH! That is how we elected our current administration...

There is a good analogy to be drawn here... Most politicians are Frost (of Pakistan) brand. They are flashy and are, superficically, woderful. But when it gets down to cutting it, they can't.

Ever wonder how many REKATs or Emersons they would be able to sell on TV? Probably not many, because "Heck, I can get one that looks jest like et one for eight bucks, hehe, hehe."

Most people are idiots, and a few smart ones have made thier careers off of that fact.

 
Forgot to say: Let's give them some Benchmade Balisongs and see what happens.

"Look at thst shiny blade. Sure does spin real fast. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MAH FINGERS!!!
 
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