Cut throat kids.

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One of those endless summers in the mid 70-ties I had one happening learning me a lot about knifes and to handle them.
As I remember this it was after the hay harvest and me and my brother and my cousin had a lot of free time. As we were young boys being just lazy and resting was not appealing at all. We had airrifles and did the things boys kan do not being watched to much. In Digerberget we in those days used hay drying racks as the elektric fans inside the barns was still in the future. Those hay drying racks gave perfect chelter when hunting thrush and starling on the fields. The most interesting thing to hunt there was rats and fieldmouses. They built their nests under the hayracks and the big ones was quick and difficult to shoot. With a little shame I remember us doing a penetrationtest in a spare short sevagepipe, where we packed young rats we catched and shot through them to see how deep the bullet went. Of course we killed them properly afterwards but it shows that kids can be a little brutal if not looked after.

This summer we also had a playhouse were we rested inbetween our adventures. We often sat there and wittled on arrows to our longbows. I used my mora and so did the other ones. But my cousin had a frandfather that was a little of a knifenut and he had given anders a very sharp smaller german folder. I cant remember the brand of it but it was stag and gray carbon steel. The brand was not important for us in those days as the thing we looked for on the blade was the stamp with "made in Solingen" We knew from the older men that this was as good for a folder as the mora brand was for a fixed blade.

One of the days we wittled small woodknifes and also pretended to cut eatchothers on the body with them. This escaleted and my cousin started to use the spine of his folder to simulate cuts. After yet a while he used the folder to do a simulated cut at my throat. Afterwards he got white in the face and stutterd I was bleading. I didnt feel any pain and thought he was swindling me but then he tock my hand and made me sweep with the fingers over my throat and when I looked on my hand and saw blood I got sceared but also knew this ment big trouble.
We were practic boys, seen a lot of butchering so we understood that as the wound didnt pulsate blood it was not too bad. As I tryed to cry as silent that I could we made a floaking movement from the playhouse to our barn krawling through our woodshed. When in the barn we smeard some blood on a nail and after that it was free to run to mom to get comfort and nursing.

Of course my mother knew something was wrong with the story we told her but when I reviled the trout for her when I was grown up this was not in her wildest dreams that we had done this cut in a idiotic play. She told me that if she had knew what happened the knifes would have been taken away from us so from our standpoint as childs, that time we did what was nessisarry for us to protect our tools of freedom.

But a happening like this, and me nowadays working with childpsykiatri will prevent my own boys to have that amount of freedom with knifes and guns in those low ages. I supervise them more narrow than what was the case for me and my friends.

The cousin, Anders, is still on of my very best friends and almost like a brother and we spend a lot of time together during the hunting seasons. Sometimes when talking and mabye sharing a pot of coffee or more seldom some single malt we talk about this happening and we bouth remember it with horror. Neather of us has turned the point or edge of a knife towards another human after this happening when god or existence protected us from a possible disaster.
He has told me that he later lost the small german stag folder that was one of the nicest knifes I ever seen.
Nowadays he uses mora 2000 and that he does with good skills. He is the man that I knew of that has shot most mooses. Hes now in his middle 40-ties and has skills that are amasing with that knife. A true pathfinder.

Bosse
 
Close call, Bosse!:eek:

But don't feel too ashamed, we all make some real king sized screw ups as kids. My own childhood also resulted in my kids getting into knives and guns, not to mention motor vehicles, later that I did.

I think it must be the mark of a great childhood, when you can sit and have some cold beers with old friends and shudder in horror at some of the bone head things we did. Perhaps it's fate that we survived to instruct our kids better! Sometimes the best teacher is experience that we survive.

Carl.
 
Great story - thanks. Yes, we all did some really boneheaded things as kids. I remember making "bombs" from rocket engines and gasoline (today I'd be labeled a terrorist and taken away by Homeland Security, never to be seen again). I remember one time setting the neighbor's driveway on fire with kerosene, and then just about pissing our pants that his house would go up in flames. Then there was the time we were throwing darts at each other :eek: and I got my friend in the leg. I ran inside my house, got a band aid, and made him swear to tell his folks he scraped it on a nail. Never got in trouble for that one either. :D

It is truly amazing that we survived those years, and I'm so thankful my kids are 100% better behaved than I was (or at least I think they are ;)).

- Mark
 
I remember the BB gun wars me and my friends used to have in the early 70s.One time I shot one of my best friends in the face with a BB gun.The BB stuck in his cheek and I had to pop it out like squeezing a pimple.I forget what tale we fabricated for our parents,if my Dad would have found out the truth he'd of had my a$$.That was the end of the BB gun wars though,we realized that it was stupid and dangerous.Funny,the crazy stuff we used to do back in the day,but would be horrified if our children did it.
 
Looks like you passed Darwins test :D Thanks for sharing your tale of days gone by. I know many of us have been in a situation where someone goofed and we had to cover it up. Live and learn, man.
 
That was a cool story, and yep, a lot of the stuff we grew up doing, we hope to God our kids wouldn't do.

Once, when I was 7 or 8, me and a buddy were playing tag. He had a bar in his home with cutlery drawers, and for some reason, I decided to slip a cheese knife into my pocket. We were outside playing tag pretty intensely and when he was right on my tail, I pulled the knife out of my pocket and stuck it out in his direction. He stopped short, but still got poked in the belly with it and started bleeding (minorly, but both of us were pretty upset). He told his mom he fell over in the yard, and she didn't really believe it, but that was the end of it. We still joke around about it now.
 
Bosse,
Another great tale my friend, we all have done may a silly thing as kids...I could probably be the leader of the stupid kid gang :o
My friend and I were about 10 years old I think..and we were watching tv...saw this african chap spear a monkey on tv....or something like that, I cant quite remember..
Well....if that guy can do it...so can we we reckoned, and we will have great success in hunting we said..so we got these two broomsicks, and taped these great 8 inch nails on the end..."yup"...good to go...
After walking around the neighbourhood...we came home with no kills, so we stood at each side of his parents section...and had contests who could throw the best spear throw at each other....of course we would get out of the way we agreed before the spear hit us...
Michael went first....he was an asthmatic, rather thin boy..and he threw first...his spear wobbled.....and wiggled a bit before it fell flat on the ground..
RIGHT!!!...my turn...I gave this spear everything I had, ...man... I can still see that thing sailing through the air now....the african man would have been impressed...
My target screamed, my spear found its mark beautifully... the spear landed in his thigh, and still had the handle sticking up in the air....I can recall his screams becoming higher pitched as the spear handle slowly lowered itself - giving into gravity...whilst doing so...making a few adjustments inside Mikes thigh...
What came next was his mother...banging on the window, screaming something at me...I cant remember what it was, but wasnt in a loving manner, so it was time for me to get home-quick!!
 
Yep, if we could get in trouble for doing something stupid as kids I was the one that would be successful. I roped my brother one time which would have been fine if I hadn't cowboyed up and pulled the rope to tighten the noose. My brother didn't appreciate the rope burn but I think I escaped punishment that time as we were both old enough to have known better.

I also learned to heed my grandfather's advice about knife usage. I had, I know , sacriledge, sharpened my Camp King with the knife sharpener on top of the electric can opener. In addition to not being very sharp it put a nice ding in the edge about 2/3 rds back from the point of the blade. I borrowed my Granddad's stone and was sharpening the knife for all it was worth trying to work out that gouge. He told me not to put it on my leg without anything under it but no, I was too good of a knife sharpener to need something between my leg and the stone. Sure enough, just as I finished working out that gouge the knife went off the far end of the stone and as quick as anything sliced through the jeans and cut my leg. It was only about 3/8" long and very shallow but it bled enough for me to have to ask for a band-aid.
 
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