Howie...
I'm not Sal...wouldn't even try to fill THOSE shoes...but I read about that paper-vs.-paper trick, and it caught my eye.
Soon, it became a project, and I spent several minutes figuring out just how the heck it would work (much to the consternation of my co-workers!).
It worked like this (for me--Sal, if you have any other way of doing this, please pass it on!):
Have a friend or co-worker hold a piece of paper at the top corners, parallel to their chest. Take the second sheet of paper, and, holding it very tightly, slide it at a 45 degree angle to the floor, perpindicular to the sheet you're cutting. It works pretty good!
Neat, since they don't give us anything but spoons on the ward!!! Well that, and the occasional straw. And yes, you CAN punch one of those suckers through a potato (or your neighbors' hands, if they try to steal your meds...)!
Where VG has mastered the Micro-Tool, I think I shall turn to the deadly arts of Ubewasted--the Art of the Deadly Legal Pad!
Um, yeah...whatever.
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One little nuclear holocaust can REALLY hose your bowling average...