Cyber Truck of knives. PMP Magna Beast

[Fir Na Tine]

The PMP Alpha Beast is an interesting one. It’s like the Tesla Cybertruck of knives, angular and stainless. It’s not a huge knife but she is thiccc. This one is in Magna Cut

 

[Dknight16]

Nice! But this is the real CyberTruck of knives …

 

[Fir Na Tine]

Not big enough Maybe the keychain. Yes, I remember that one. I give the Alpha Beast a 8 out of 10. It’s going to be fun to carry

 

[Wild Willie]

Gonna need a belt and suspenders with that thing in your pocket... Or stuff it in your satchel.

 

[Twoody]

Suspenders and a tow rope seem like a good pair with the two

 

[Locutus D'Borg]

Anyone object if I post a link to this most excellent thread to Elon on Twitter/X? I think he'll get a kick out of it. But Spark please don't let Elon offer you less than a $billion for this site, but if he does off you a $billion, remember me for a % of the offer.

 

[Twoody]

Aw man he's gona blast my superduty with a laserbeam from starlink !! Don't do it !!!!

 

[coolbreezy37]

Man, I thought my sharpened prybar game was ridiculous!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

The PMP Alpha Beast is an interesting one. It’s like the Tesla Cybertruck of knives, angular and stainless. It’s not a huge knife but she is thiccc. This one is in Magna Cut

Homie.....
that's a thiCCCCCC lady

 

[Fir Na Tine]

She a thiccc lady… 10mm blade thiccc

 

[Fir Na Tine]

Suspenders and a tow rope seem like a good pair with the two View attachment 2434664

I think that was user error

 

[Daedric Panther]

Suspenders and a tow rope seem like a good pair with the two View attachment 2434664

That has to be photoshopped. The ford would have broken down half way up that mountain

But yeah that knife looks like a sharpened folding prybar

 

[Synov]

No, THIS is the most aggressively off-putting futuristic design that will look very dated 10 years from now

 

[HexY3co]

If it's stainless then it's the delorean of truck knives.

 

[kms]

That has to be photoshopped. The ford would have broken down half way up that mountain

But yeah that knife looks like a sharpened folding prybar.

Nope it’s real. Many sources. Just Google cybertruck rescued.

 

[kms]

It’s like the Tesla Cybertruck of knives

I certainly hope not. That’s not a compliment.

 

[jfk1110]

Now I know where the term POCKET BRICK came from.

 

[Weiss]

Holy brick and mortar, Batman! It's a hammer! No, a chisel! No, a jackhammer chisel-hammer!

I like how the blade is vented to prevent overheating during use.

 

[Jdottinger]

Well, how does that boat anchor cut?

 

[Enactive]

I'm guessing it cuts like a cold chisel.