Damned one stop banner !

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Boriqua

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Man oh man
I have been trying to resist but I must say that One stop banner ad with the Groovless Sifu is gettin to me. Yummy that knife is sweet looking. Quick .... someone tell me something horribly negative about it so I dont have to get ANOTHER knife.

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Alex

My Knife Page
 
OK
It's got a black blade.
There, howz that?
Oh well, it was the best I could do
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See, my only problem is that the Sifu is the only knife I've tried with a grooved handle that actually fits my hand. So, plain old D2-E Sifu for me...
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--JB

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e_utopia@hotmail.com
 
I keep picturing that knife lying on the bagel table at my health club. I see myself cleanly, effortlessly letting the weight of the knife slice through my favorite sunflower seed variety and then, giving in to inumerable prurient desires whilst ignoring the plastic sheeple-spatulas placed out for the task, dipping that huge, shapely swordlike blade into the lowfat cream cheese and delicately spreading it onto my snack as several onlookers, mouths agape with knife-envy, openly fawn and titter in awe.

Bagel, man and knife are one.

Unfortunately, I can't yet afford that pinnacle of one-ness.
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Plus, my long-suffering Endura would be hurt and jealous.
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Droolingly,
Karl



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"Celebrate the diversity of inclusive, self-esteem nurturing, multicultural weapons arts." Karl Spaulding, The Safety Guy
 
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