Dan is as shady as a drug dealer.

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Listen - here is the deal. I own one of your knifes and I want one more (3rd gen Bushcraft). But like a drug dealer - you make one that I can buy - like my first hit of a drug - and then you go about addicting others.

Then here we sit, like little junkies begging you for another hit. It is shameful and you should feel guilty for our addictions.

Seriously - here I am (on the left) when I bought my first knife from you - and then after one year of use:

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I have a solution - stem cell research has come a long way I think a cloning and expedient growth hormone should be implemented to double your man power in your shop.

This is the only way to remedy the problem - cause I damn sure aint quitting cold turkey.

TF
 
Looks like Koster knives were a cure for your male pattern baldness. Count your blessings.
 
I have also heard that the Japanese have been using Koster products for years to help increase "vigor".

Allen
 
Probably not baldness, just been checkin the edges of his nessie up there cause of runnin out of hair on his arms.
 
I don't think you guys realize the seriousness of it all - I bought my wife a mini Nessmuck - and look at her one year later while she was waiting for the 'Survivor' to come out.

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Start the cloning man!

TF
 
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