Dan, WTF?

jhiggins

jhiggins

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Dan ol' man, that new avatar looks like you just recovering from a kick in the junk.
 
I will be a lot more civil when I post on Dan's threads from now on. Don't want to piss a guy off that has that look in his eye.
 
Fred.Rowe said:
I will be a lot more civil when I post on Dan's threads from now on. Don't want to piss a guy off that has that look in his eye.
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It's kind of hard to tell the look in his eyes, because they are crossed.:p :p That comes from all that inbreeding up in them there hills in Maine. HEHEHEHE!!!
 
indian george said:
It's kind of hard to tell the look in his eyes, because they are crossed.:p :p That comes from all that inbreeding up in them there hills in Maine. HEHEHEHE!!!
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THE HILLS HAVE EYES! :eek:
 
Imagine a feller from Maine who don't like lobster! Just goes to show all that inbreeding pulled all the goodness out of him. Did he show you the 3rd arm he has growing out of his back yet? Friggin scary I tells ya! :eek: :p
 
When I am in bed with my wife, and I think I am going to "arrive" too soon, I whip out a picture of Dan, and it makes me "stay" a while longer. I got to be careful though... If I look at it too long I go soft and the party is OVER!

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jhiggins said:
When I am in bed with my wife, and I think I am going to "arrive" too soon, I whip out a picture of Dan, and it makes me "stay" a while longer. I got to be careful though... If I look at it too long I go soft and the party is OVER!

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Dan looks a pictures of all his male cousins to get his hard. HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
indian george said:
Dan looks a pictures of all his male cousins to get his hard. HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
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:D :D :D :eek: :p :p :p

I think we should keep busting his balls until he comes in here and says something. Dang inbred, lobsta-hatin', ugly mofo avatar-havin' sumbitch he is!

Geez, the ugly part really describes IG too. Hey you guys related? What about that Rebello clan I hear come from Maine way back when? Heard they was a bunch of lumber camp prostitutes and shoe-shiners. I hear they stole some whisky from the 'jacks up there, and barely escaped with their llives running south. I heard they went to some town on the Cape and still did the prosituting and all that, but "claimed" they were whalers...:cool:
 
jhiggins said:
When I am in bed with my wife, and I think I am going to "arrive" too soon, I whip out a picture of Dan, and it makes me "stay" a while longer. I got to be careful though... If I look at it too long I go soft and the party is OVER!

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you think of Dan when you are knocking one off???:eek:
 
tmickley said:
you think of Dan when you are knocking one off???:eek:
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NO! Only when I need some extra staying power, eh? You know... some guys think of baseball for those last few seconds???
 
jhiggins said:
I think we should keep busting his balls until he comes in here and says something. Dang inbred, lobster-hatin', ugly mofo avatar-havin' sumbitch he is!

Geez, the ugly part really describes IG too. Hey you guys related? What about that Rebello clan I hear come from Maine way back when? Heard they was a bunch of lumber camp prostitutes and shoe-shiners. I hear they stole some whisky from the 'jacks up there, and barely escaped with their lives running south. I heard they went to some town on the Cape and still did the prosituting and all that, but "claimed" they were whalers...:cool:
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Listen!!! My relatives are from the Azores Islands. You live in them there hills closer to Dan than me.:jerkit: GrassHoppa told me you two are BUTT Bubbies.:jerkit: :jerkit: HEHEHEHE!!!
 
indian george said:
Listen!!! My relatives are from the Azores Islands. You live in them there hills closer to Dan than me.:jerkit: GrassHoppa told me you two are BUTT Bubbies.:jerkit: :jerkit: HEHEHEHE!!!
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AZORES! I wouldn't admit that if I were you. Damn, them folks is REALLY inbred there. Ugly too. Factually, they only let the good-looking ones off the island. That don't say much, cuz look at you! Those Assorez people make Dan's family look like the Kennedys ferchrissakes.

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Higgy!!!! Now let us not get off the subject of you and Dan being Gaylick friends. The only things the both of you need is the horses because you two live in the mountains. OH!!! You must of seen that movie a numbers of times??? Did both of you cry at the end???? HEHEHEHEHE!!!!:jerkit: :jerkit:
 
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