Dave Rishar Avoids Jail Time?

furniture in canadada can rest safe in it's home, secure in the knowledge that the rcmp is patrolling ever vigilant, and prepared to counter evil sword wielding furniture disassemblers everywhere.
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(p.s.- dave is on the canadian furniture offenders list and is barred from getting neared that 10 meters from canadian furniture, and 100 meters from any cabinet makers or upholstering school)
 
Friggin' Ontario!

Why would the police make up that crap about some spreadin' poo in his cell? Making up bogus charges is NOT how ya save face, boys! Just say you'e sorry and let the guy be on his way...
 
I get nervous whenever I see a thread mentioning my name and jail in the same sentence. Thanks for putting me on Front Street, Norm. :)

Bell is not a pseudonym for Rishar. My neighbors wouldn't dare report me for destroying furniture, if they knew what was good for them. ;)

(Also, the spreading of feces and urine around a cell is known in the biz as "painting," and it is indeed as gross as it sounds. It happens far more often than you think. We do not file additional charges for it, but we have methods for discouraging individuals from doing this more than once. If you go to prison, don't paint.)
 
kronckew said:
(p.s.- dave is on the canadian furniture offenders list and is barred from getting neared that 10 meters from canadian furniture, and 100 meters from any cabinet makers or upholstering school)
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Great, now I have a good reason not to invite him at my house :D
 
Dave Rishar said:
(Also, the spreading of feces and urine around a cell is known in the biz as "painting," and it is indeed as gross as it sounds. It happens far more often than you think. We do not file additional charges for it, but we have methods for discouraging individuals from doing this more than once. If you go to prison, don't paint.)
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A Fire hose, 6 lumpy blokes & a yard broom? :D

Spiral
 
Dave Rishar said:
(Also, the spreading of feces and urine around a cell is known in the biz as "painting," and it is indeed as gross as it sounds. It happens far more often than you think. We do not file additional charges for it, but we have methods for discouraging individuals from doing this more than once. If you go to prison, don't paint.)
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Oh, I don't doubt that it happens, just that this guy actually did it.

What do they call it when inmates rub poo in a wound to deliberately infect it?
 
I guess when you ask a group of friends for help painting the house you have to be aware of the life experience of those friends and the context.

'What do they call it when inmates rub poo in a wound to deliberately infect it?" C. S. Graves

Sh-t for brains? Sometimes a fierce infection kills.


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C.S. Graves said:
What do they call it when inmates rub poo in a wound to deliberately infect it?
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There's no special name for that, but a shank is usually involved. If it's thrown, the name varies from region to region.

This is probably not an appropriate place in which to discuss this in detail. PM or email me if you want to know more about it. (You don't. Trust me.)
 
Just like my mom always said. If there is something going on that someone is going to misunderstand, then there is a Bell involved in it.

(sigh)
 
A good dose of CS always seems to aid in the cessation of unadvisiable
activities by inmates in Governmental institutions...
 
Heavens to Murgatroid, another one!!!! :eek: A months old thread I should'a added. :rolleyes:
 
Jutte said:
A good dose of CS always seems to aid in the cessation of unadvisiable
activities by inmates in Governmental institutions...
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I knew my commentaries could be tactless at times, but I had no idea that even inmates turned their noses up! :eek:
 
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