Dead As A Doornail...

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Some of you may have wondered about my sig line and I know for sure that at least two of my friends here have because they sent me the article below so now we know the whyfores and the withevers but not the spirit I put it in for.

I put it in as a small token of my childhood and getting, "knocked as dead as a doornail." or, "whupped upside the head so hard that I'd be deader than a doornail." or, "The cowboy was deader than a doornail." or similar incidences where people, animals, and things, were in the state of being, "Deader than a doornail." Being, "Deader than a doornail" meant that you were G-d****ed Dead or the unspeakable, like, since as children we weren't allowed to cuss where grownups could/would catch us and even then most of us never thought about cussing even then, that came with the loss of innocence and purity that all kids are born with and ought to keep at least into their late teens but most do not these days. I yearn for those simpler days when things were indeed, "Deader than a doornail" and not the dead and deadly, gory, and bloody state that people, animals, and things find themselves in today.
How many of you remember the days when things were, "Deader than a doornail?":)


And now the real story. I never realized there was one.:o

DEAD AS A DOORNAIL
[Q] From Clyde W Hathaway: “How about dead as a doornail
[A] This is an ancient expression: we have a reference to this dating back to 1350, and it also appears in the fourteenth-century work The Vision of Piers Plowman and in Shakespeare’s Henry IV. Another expression, of rather later date, is as dead as a herring, because most people only saw herrings when they were long dead and preserved; there are other similes with the same meaning, such as dead as mutton, or dead as a stone.
But why particularly a doornail, rather than just any old nail? Could it be because of the repetition of sounds, and the much better rhythm of the phrase compared with the version without door? Almost certainly the euphony has caused the phrase to survive longer than the alternatives I’ve quoted. But could there something special about a doornail?
The usual reason given is that a doornail was one of the heavy studded nails on the outside of a medieval door, or possibly that the phrase refers to the particularly big one on which the knocker rested. A doornail, because of its size and probable antiquity, would seem dead enough for any proverb; the one on which the knocker sat might be thought particularly dead because of the number of times it had been knocked on the head.
But William and Mary Morris, in The Morris Dictionary of Word and Phrase Origins, quote a correspondent who points out that it could come from a standard term in carpentry. If you hammer a nail through a piece of timber and then flatten the end over on the inside so it can’t be removed again (a technique called clinching), the nail is said to be dead, because you can’t use it again. Doornails would very probably have been subjected to this treatment to give extra strength in the years before screws were available. So they were dead because they’d been clinched. It sounds plausible, but whether it’s right or not we will probably never know.
 
So they were dead because they’d been clinched. It sounds plausible, but whether it’s right or not we will probably never know.

I'd say that clinches it! :D

And yes, children don't have to grow up worrying about all the misery of the world while they're still young. I grew up in New York City in a neighborhood where we didn't even fight among ourselves.
 
And yes, children don't have to grow up worrying about all the misery of the world while they're still young. I grew up in New York City in a neighborhood where we didn't even fight among ourselves.


Yeah, but look how YOU turned out.






:D



buncha language lovers around here.
 
I'm not a kid anymore, & I gotta make up for lost time. :D

Actually, I remember there was ONE FIGHT. A new guy moved to our block and picked a fight, his first day there. With me. Me! Why me?

Black eyes and bloody noses all around.
 
Best I could find... from www.phrases.org.uk

"As dead as a door-nail"

Meaning

Dead - devoid of life (when applied to people, plants or animals). Finished with - unusable (when applied to inanimate objects).

Origin

This is old - at least 14th century. There's a reference to it in print in 1350:

"For but ich haue bote of mi bale I am ded as dorenail."

Shakespeare used it in King Henry VI, 1590:

CADE:

Brave thee! ay, by the best blood that ever was
broached, and beard thee too. Look on me well: I
have eat no meat these five days; yet, come thou and
thy five men, and if I do not leave you all as dead
as a doornail, I pray God I may never eat grass more.

As 'X' as 'Y' similes refer to some property and then give an example of something well-known as exhibiting that property, e.g. 'as white as snow'. Why door-nails are cited as a particular example of deadness isn't clear. Door-nails are the large-headed studs that were used in earlier times for strength and more recently as decoration. The practise was to hammer the nail through and then bend over the protruding end to secure it. This process, similar to riveting, was called clenching. This may be the source of the 'deadness', as such a nail would be unusable afterwards. "

__________

I think, as kids, we used the expression as an "emphatic device."

If death was in question- "Hey, is that cat... dead?"

or

"Runover by a semi? :eek: That cat's as dead as... "


Mike
 
Yvsa, very interesting! I believe it does refer to a clinched nail, and I also think on those massive old oaken entry doors that that is exactly how they applied the nails.

My understanding WRT the application of those heavy nails, was that the nail was made and then heated red hot and pounded through the door, and then held in place on the drive end and pounded down flat on the inside. Made a super strong rivet essentially.

I would guess that a smaller pilot hole would have been drilled first, to avoid splitting the wood, but have no idea if that is so.

"Dead as a doornail" certainly, as in an age when all nails were carefully made and salvaged when possible, one treated in the above manner wasn't going to be reused anytime soon!

Norm
 
I've used dead as a doornail a few times myself. Haven't experienced that level of deadness yet, though.
 
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