dead man walking...

gundy

gundy

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Holy shite! If my Mrs. looks at any c/c statements between now and the end of the month, I am a dead SOB!

NO REGRETS !

:D Rock on!
 
we'll always remember you my friend. i hear it won't be so bad when you pass on to the other side.

rip:(
 
Simple sollution...use 1 c/c to pay of the other...then when the statement comes in, show your wife proudly, "See baby, no knife purchases this month." Then, when she asks to see the "other c/c statement" simply say, "I have no recolection of that statement." It worked for Oliver North...:D
 
My wife has no problems with me buying knives, so long as she gets to buy something of equal value. It’s a good deal really, but hell on the CC:(
 
Similar story:

Several weeks ago I was at a Big 5 sporting goods store with Mrs. Gatz and Little Gatz because little Gatz needed Soccer shoes, etc. As we waited for the salesman to produce the correct sizes Mrs. Gatz suggested that I peruse the firearm section. Mrs. Gtaz joined me as I examined a Mosin Nagant (now I'm not normally attracted to old combloc stuff but these were in particularlly great condition and were on sale for $80.00 per copy) and suggested that I buy one. Ten days latter I'm exiting the store with the lovely Mrs. Gatz and a guy who had been looking at the rifles followed us out and asked about what "magic" I had used to get Mrs. Gatz to "allow" me to buy not just a rifle but two rifles and two carbines and help me carry them to the car on top of it! When as he explained, his wife would not "allow him to buy even one! All I colud say is, " You have to pick the right one Bro." He looked at me and said, "The right rifle?" "No" says I, "The right woman."

Here's to the Right Woman!!

Now to chose some more blades!

:D :cool: :D
 
oh NO! I have done it again...:(

I just can't help myself....Ian, can I start getting INFI shipped to your place? Just so you know, you can look at it for a while...a long while...

Not only that, wait until she see's Okudens entry on the statement...OUCH!

'Silence in the house! Dead man walking!....' (insert humming here)...:(
 
Originally posted by gundy
oh NO! I have done it again...:(

I just can't help myself....Ian, can I start getting INFI shipped to your place? Just so you know, you can look at it for a while...a long while...

Not only that, wait until she see's Okudens entry on the statement...OUCH!

'Silence in the house! Dead man walking!....' (insert humming here)...:(
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That’s no good :eek:, then I’ll get the blame. My wife will want to go out and buy something else.:D
 
Guy,

Feel free to have your INFI shipped to me. I promise to take good care of it for the duration of it's stay in the great white north.:cool:
 
Guy,
You can stay with me for a while if you need to. Rent is cheap, just one piece of Infi a week ;):D:D
 
thanks guys! What generous, urm, hospitality you are showing...:rolleyes:

send me your address'... :D
 
Guy:

Just forward it over here. No annoying questions from Mrs. Gatz. When it's clear for you to receive the "package" just let me know and I will be more than happy to let you have half. And the best part is that my only "handleing charge" for the testing session will be a box of Montecristos or Opus-X cigars.

:D :cool: ;)
 
Guy,

My sister just happens to be travelling and working in Brisbane right now. I'm sure she would be glad to babysit your "unwanted children". You can trust her: She's a teacher! You can thank me later.

Cheers,
BJB :D
 
Originally posted by SpearHead
Guy,

Feel free to have your INFI shipped to me. I promise to take good care of it for the duration of it's stay in the great white north.:cool:
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Gosh darned "giver". . . .The brotherhood on this forum can really choke a guy up! ;)
 
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