Dear Jerry

dialton

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Dear Jerry,

I have long appreciated the beauty and grace that your models exhibit. When I saw the first picture of my beloved, with those chiseled lines and sexy curves, I just knew that somehow I had to have her. Never being one who publicly advocates financial exchange/internet arranged relationships, I was a bit skeptical at first as you might imagine. As soon as I got her home I was hooked. SAR6 (I just call her S) was more than I expected. It might have been the way that she showed off that skimpy tight little black kydex outfit, I’m not sure. The training that S received before she left you must have been quite extensive because she doesn’t complain, is not at all needy, she always helps with the food prep and camp chores, stays right by my side when we are out and about, and doesn’t seem to mind if I take the mistress out and leave her at home. I must say that I think she is the perfect companion. She does seem to be a bit of a fire bug though (weird huh?). Did she also receive some band type of training? Just asking because although she sings off key, she picked up the baton quite easily!

I know you must have hated to send this one south but I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know: I appreciate all you folks do to find good homes for these poor outcast souls and although I do beat her, I always clean her up afterwards and even rub a little oil on her to sooth her aches (ok maybe that is for me). Also, it is customary where I come from to make sure they are cared for after one passes so you should take comfort in knowing that my heirs will know of your legend and take good care of S for generations to come.



P.S. I am not sure what that nasty ol skunk did to her during her time there but if I don’t watch her every minute, she will try to bite me (oh she‘s a sharp one she is). You may want to talk to him!
 
This was pretty funny...in creepy, obsessy, peronification-of-knives, type of way

But that's something everyone here can understand
 
As much as I am in love with the SAR 6 myself, that one even made me feel awkward. :eek: :o


I love mine too though so maybe a pic will make it better. :cool:
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