Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes....

clich

clich

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My wife is going to KILL me. And I mean kill me dead. Put a fork in me, I'm done. And my cz hasnt come in yet so I don't even have protection. I'm seeing the white light, my life flash before my eyes, I think I see Jesus or john Lennon......


Why you ask? Because of this
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Since I got one foot out the door, I wanna hear some eulogies. Write me a eulogy and maybe ill give something away. Funny, sad, inspiring, whatever. Just a little homework assignment for if your bored. Maybe someone will win, maybe not. But it should be fun. Besides I may be six feet under before too long.......
 
Clich was a brave fellow, one who understood the boundries of life, then tresspassed them.

I did not know Clich personally, but I'm sure he will be dearly missed along with his enthusiastic love of the BK5
My condolences to your family,

-orangish ducktape
 
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Tribute to Clich

I never had the pleasure of knowing Clich, but I have spent a lot of time with wife while he wasn’t around.

She often confided in me the fact that Clich had a serious gear fetish and often brought his new toys to bed with him. He stroked them, sharpened them and even oiled them within plain sight.

Poor Clich just couldn’t help himself, she wept, often going so far as to buy the fat DHL guy flowers, on occasion.

In his final weeks, before his “accident” (who put all those oily rags on the cellar steps?), our poor Clich had his eye on yet another piece of gear! A long, curved knife that looked like something out of a zombie movie. Little did he know that this would be his last acquisition before his final step.

In his honor, I would like to extend my heartfelt condolences to his neglected family and look forward to be able to help his wife with freeing her of all his unnecessary gear.

God bless Clich, he’s probably hanging out with that fat DHL guy over a cold one.

He’s in a better place now.
 
Our dear friend Clich, we lost him too soon...........






...... for him to list his RBK on the exchange. Amen.
 
Believe it or not, I'm looking somber today. It's just all so sad.....
 
Dear Clich was in love with a knife
ran afoul of credit with th' wife
he tried to change...
we'll miss him on the exchange
while squabbling over the spoils of his strife
 
So I gotta ask, did you bid thinking someone would come along and outbid you or what?
 
Kinda. My absolute ceiling was the opening bid so I expected to be outbid. But I'm happy I wasn't. My wife won't be when she sees the credit card bill.
 
Do you need someone to bail you out and buy it off you? Cause that is what friends are for. ;)
 
clich was confused when he awoke in the tub of ice.

the confusion did not last long

as she came back, for the other one.

ePrey. who knew?
 
CLich was a man of many knives. It is tragic that the things that he loved so much would ultimately be his undoing. Although he had some guns, CLich was a "knife guy" and those guns couldn't save him from the fury that was Mrs. CLich. I can almost hear the screams of agony and pleasure as she placed each blade in each organ alphabetically. The agony of someone else touching his precious steel and the pleasure of having the honor to be finished by that same steel. We will miss you CLich but we take comfort in knowing that each blade will remain in place to make you happy throughout the afterlife and perhaps protect you there the way they couldn't here... The very few remaining blades that she wasn't able to use on him will be distributed among his Beckerhead friends so that we may always remember his sacrifice to the steel..
 
Your incredibly dead. Hope you got that but it's an incredibly rare, increases in value spiel at the ready. Hurry up and buy her something before she gets home.
 
Be careful. Watch out for "accidents" waiting to happen. Oh, and enjoy it while you can. :)
 
Dear Clitch Jr.

I knew your father from many conversations in the Becker forums.
He was a good man, and he loved you and your mother, he just loved Beckers more.
I am sure your dear mother will get out of prison soon considering the extenuating circumstances involved in her assault on your father.
If you need a place to stay until she gets out of prison, you are welcome with me and my family, ... just bring your fathers knives with you.

Sincerely

Silverthorn
 
Clich was good a man. Friend, loving husband, father and mall ninja.

He did his best to pattern himself after Ethan Becker, Charlie Sheen and Chuck Norris. Thus leading to his inner demons.

Lets not remember Clich for his Complete seasons of Walker Texas Ranger VHS collection (including the special 2 hr made for tv movie "Walker defends the Alamo"). Or for his collection of Charlie Sheen pinups including the black light Sheen poster.

Let's remember him for the 1095 Crovan that was so lovingly buried with him.....In his skull.

For his unceasing desire to have Daryl Dixon carry a BK10 on The Walking Dead!

God Bless Clich, Ethan Becker, Chuck Norris, Charlie Sheen and Daryl Dixon. May Cliche never be ashamed by the size of His Becker Blade Length in heaven!

RIP Cliche
 
Geez. Man up. Show her who wears the pants in the family. You're pathetic.

<looks over shoulder to make sure wife isn't reading> :D
 
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