deck of oinkers

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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i'm developing a deck of cards with 52 of the most notorious oinkers. they will be listed in the order of hogginess so all will know how they rate.
after i figure how much money i need for infi i will post the prices.
these won't be you everyday cheap ****, they will be the nicest marked playing cards available.
everybody please post their personal pic on here so i can get started.
this will make a great gift for mom and the kids.

all profits will go to the home for wayward polecats
 
ko darkhog!!:mad: :mad: your going to be one of the aces!! you, you, sk 3/8th hogging sob!!:grumpy:
 
ps:
and don't forget that the police records regarding your tragic car accident are public record:)

fix your stinking door locks!!!:eek: :eek:
 
Put down the beer and GO TO BED Stinky, where is your wife....MRS. SKUNK GET HIM OFF THE COMPUTER!!!!!
 
beer? BEER? i have been putting down the beer!! just like you were that cold and dreary knight at blade 03... remember the blow by blow account???

remember sitting in the atrium... slobbering drunk telling me how the whole thing happened and how your sister will never forgive you??

and the dog!! did you ever find a home for your grandparents dog??? there's a little responsibility that goes along with driving and drinking.

you, you, you infi sneaking HOG!!!!:grumpy:
 
If we are going in order of Hogishness, then you Sir Idahog will have to be the Ace of Spades! 1WhoOinks and Porkerson have to be Aces too! I, on the other hand, would merit a low card like a deuce of some suit. I like the idea though.
 
Heh. I think Skunk would more merit one of the Jokers. ;)

. . . are you serious about this, Stinky? Just seems a little outlandish. :)
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
duece!!! you got to be kidding me:D :D :D
you're na ace or at least the king of porkchops!!!:cool:
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Aces? Aces? Does 80+/- blades ;) qualify me for an Ace? Surely not with the level of hogdom that has been attained by some around here! King of Pork Chops might be more like it. :D

Are you seriously going to do this Scott? I'm in if you are.
 
Aright, I've just been notified that I'm the official measuerer of hogdom. Everyone, please send me all the INFI you can gather, and I'll measure it and rank you in the circle of hogdom. That way, I'll be able to objectively determine everyone's place in the deck.

Email me for my shipping address--I look forward to ranking you all! :D

Note: Due to the hoggish nature of this group, it might take an extremely long time to count everyone's INFI. Don't worry if it takes a long time to receieve your blades back. Everything's going well.

Especially for me. :D
 
Make ya a deal. I'll keep dreaming if you send me a quarter of your INFI. :)
 
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