Deer hunting?

Raymond Richard

Raymond Richard

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Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
 
Thanks. I'm passing this one along.
 
indian george said:
Fred!!!! I bet you go deer hunting allot. HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
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Knowing where your ass hole is, should not be the question, but, where are you looking for your A- hole. In your case it's not behind you, but instead, as your mirror will attest, it's in front of you. The old addage: talking out your ass comes to mind.

This fine joke from R. Richards brings a little piece of ridge humor to mind.

Locally it is known as a Deer Santa. To bring a Deer Santa to life, do the following:
Shoot a nice deer with a big butt, skin the animal out taking care to keep the anus intact. [That's the a-hole for you portagee indians]
Tie the anus off from the inside, this will maintain the ,"pucker" which is very important.
Remove the section of hide that contains the tail and the anus. Invert this and shape over a piece of foam to give it a round cheeked santa look.
Add a nose two eyes and a hat of your choosing.
Insert a cigar or pipe into the anus, which is now, santas mouth. Comb out his beard, what used to be the tail. Hang Deer Santa on a wall near the mistletoe.
The local custom is to make a wish, remove the cigar, kiss santa on the lips
and your wish will come true. Don't forget to reinsert the cigar.

Fred

IG, I called you the other day but got an answering service. You got a new number? Not joke on this one:confused: Fred
 
Raymond Richard said:
Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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this makes one wonder who or what is causing the orgasm? :confused: :)

good one Ray..:D
 
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