Deer Season

thatmguy

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Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural Wisconsin
on the opening day of deer season.

They both spotted a large trophy class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by. The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat and stood with his head bowed until the procession was past.

Of course by then, the deer was gone.

The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act I've
ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing such
compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a great
humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!"

The first hunter nodded and said, "Well.... we were married for 42 years."
 
I shouldn't have read that during a meeting at work. I'll let them think I was chuckling at the organizational discussion.
 
Funny because its TRUE!! :)

Having lived near and amongst some of these Deer Hunters all my life trust me - I am amazed he didn't take the shot anyway :)

Now a hunter in PA ........... well they are in a totally different category:thumbup::D
 
LMAO! ...
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This can't be true! Family and friends are NOT aloud to die, get married, give birth, etc...
during the WI deer season, well maybe the second weekend if all tags are filled, maybe.

Helle
 
So a man (ok, deer hunter) was sitting on his porch when a funeral procession with 2 hearses idles by. Behind the hearses was a line of men walking, and the line stretched for 4 blocks. Intrigued, the hunter got off his feet and asked one of the men in line what the deal was. "Rabid dog, bit the poor guy's wife and mother in law on the same day, now we're burying both." The hunter thought about it for a minute, and asked, "Does he want to get rid of the dog?" The other man replied, "Get in line."
 
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