With the big election coming up, I thought my fellow forumites might enjoy this little commentary I came across:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS:
Democrats make plans, then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Democrats read the newspaper's sports section and obituaries. Republicans read the financial pages and the legal notices.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Democrats raise vegetables, kids, and taxes. Republicans raise flowers, poodles, and eyebrows.
Married Democrats, when they don't fall asleep in their recliners watching TV, sleep in the same bed. Married Republicans sleep in twin beds, sometimes in separate bedrooms, which is why there are more Democrats than Republicans.
What does this have to do with khukuris? Not a blessed thing!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS:
Democrats make plans, then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Democrats read the newspaper's sports section and obituaries. Republicans read the financial pages and the legal notices.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Democrats raise vegetables, kids, and taxes. Republicans raise flowers, poodles, and eyebrows.
Married Democrats, when they don't fall asleep in their recliners watching TV, sleep in the same bed. Married Republicans sleep in twin beds, sometimes in separate bedrooms, which is why there are more Democrats than Republicans.
What does this have to do with khukuris? Not a blessed thing!
